Dynamo Kiev v Everton. 19th March at 18.00.

[Tubey]

Alcaraz what are you doing?

 

[eurosrees]

Well played Rom, doing his best to rectify what must be one of the worst defensive displays in living memory.

 

[No8Bally]

ah well dishes to wash

Just done ours

 

[flibbyflob]

Hope Martinez doesn't use the penalties as an excuse.

We've deserved nothing here

If he tries I hope the interviewer asks about the comedy defence and goalkeeper.

 

[Pat's Van]

showing us how to defend

 

[matty1878]

Terrible to watch this. Pack your p45 Roberto

 

[andy4efc]

Going out isn't excusable, going out without putting up a fight is.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Leaving Alcaraz on has brought me the closest I've ever been to wanting Martinez gone

I'm sorry, but that level of stubbornness is simply unacceptable

 

[FTY]

The thing is we only need 1 goal and momentum makes it touch & go, but we look more likely to concede

 

[Chewbacca]

Taxi for Bobby. And make him sit in it all the way back from Kiev.

 

[Arteta2391]

We look like Wigan

 

[Tramps_mate]

Missed Mirallas...

 

[Sapie88]

They're just better than us really. I'm going to take the dog for a walk.

 

[hktoffee]

goal aside, Lukaku has been wank

Alcaraz is about 20 times worse than wank.

 

[andy4efc]

Moyes got 11 years, you don't actually think Martinez is gonna get sacked do you?