Clarky cat
Player Valuation: £40m
Looks like he’s still paralysed down his entire right side ffs
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Looks like he’s still paralysed down his entire right side ffs
kiss the crest
Player Valuation: £35m
That cup of tea needs a bit more milk, you can stand your spoon up in that
ToffeeScot
Player Valuation: £25m
Looks like the club just drove him to the hospital and dumped him on the steps at 4 in the morning before legging it. I bet big conk was driving.
Clarky cat
Player Valuation: £40m
Looks like a hostage photo
‘I’m sorry Mr McNeil, it’s bad news I’m afraid. Your tattoos are utterly gash’
TrixyStevens
Player Valuation: £35m
Looks like he’s after coming out of a K hole.
Really good word for face. I like ‘dial’ as well. As in,‘Look at that massive red dial on Rooney. Looks like he eats 3 full English a day under a heat lamp’
BlueStevie35
Player Valuation: £70m
Looks how I probably looked after I had my knee op 18 months ago, only I had a fat lip and no BP monitor on
yuppie blue
Player Valuation: £500k
been photo-shopped that pic.......
teach you to speak back to the surgeon!
Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £70m
He looks great...
….6 weeks wasted waiting it for it to heal by itself. Not sure if we’ve scored from a corner since he’s been out.
MaximusEvertonius
Player Valuation: £20m
More importantly, do you think he finished that bag of ginger biscuits? Still need to think about fitness. Maybe it’s a cheat day 
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