bluejock
Boss coat aficionado
Trying to find Ghost's "[Poor language removed] OFF WITH YOUR AMERICAN SUPERFREAKS"
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Trying to find Ghost's "[Poor language removed] OFF WITH YOUR AMERICAN SUPERFREAKS"
paulbefc
Player Valuation: £60m
That post had me crying, like. PGH had him on toast.
bluejock
Boss coat aficionado
I was in bits. That's just snippets like, read through the first two pages, they're just aces.
paulbefc
Player Valuation: £60m
Oh I always do. Absolutely love these random boss thread bumps.
I managed to make my eyes bleed by reading a page and a half of this threat, wtf was this guy on about? i don't even understand what he was trying to say. Is english his second language or something?? The lack of paragraphs was one thing, but his entire sentence structure was beyond comprehension!
I need someone to translate this for me, I'm bloody lost here. Is the gist of it that PS3 footy is the way forward and should now be the new coaching manual for Moysey? And anyone who is physically and athletically superior should be a footballer for EFC, simply because that would make them a better footballer? Is this the gist of it? Or am I missing something here?
[Poor language removed] me my head hurts!
I need someone to translate this for me, I'm bloody lost here. Is the gist of it that PS3 footy is the way forward and should now be the new coaching manual for Moysey? And anyone who is physically and athletically superior should be a footballer for EFC, simply because that would make them a better footballer? Is this the gist of it? Or am I missing something here?
[Poor language removed] me my head hurts!
JagielkasHoof
Player Valuation: £100k
I think the gist was:
Instead of getting good footballers and trying to make them fit
Get people who are athletic and physically imposing and teach them how to play football
Not even good enough for that lot :toilet:
thanks for that, my head still hurts though
So Tyson up front instead of Big Dunc in his prime. Nigel ben and Eubanks as centre backs, Linford Christine and Ben Johnson on the flanks. A couple of gymnasts in the centre, because they can bounce about all over the shop. That tripple jumper Jonathan Edwards at left back, and Colin Jackson at right back. They could easily use their superior bouncing skills to jump over Linford and Ben and whip some corners into the box. And big Shak O'neil in the goals, simply because his 7 foot and would just need to stand there with his arms out to stop any goals going in
Not sure if these guys were all around in the same era, but I think the kids got a point. No one would score goals, they'd get knocked the F*** out. Tyson would score at will because the oppositions goalie would be terrified. and we'd have pace and athleticism all across the park. This guy is a genius ffs! They'll make a movie about this guys coaching skills in a few years, he just needs a chance! He's like that guy in Moneyball, and I don't mean Brad Pitt.
Pure awesomeness. FFS Moyes take notes!
I concur fully with your fine words.
Hes a good player but id rather have Belg Kev.
There are better options out there as well.
There are better options out there as well.
Bend it like Hinchcliffe
Player Valuation: £225k
Always thought Phil Tufnell, with six months on the ste's, would have made an amazeballs quarterback.
An Gladston'no neck' Small as running back.
Downing doesnt seem to have adopted Lbpl im a cnut syndrome as of yet, and definatley has talent, could Moysie harness that?
An Gladston'no neck' Small as running back.
Downing doesnt seem to have adopted Lbpl im a cnut syndrome as of yet, and definatley has talent, could Moysie harness that?
Blue for you
Player Valuation: £8m
NO with a full squad fit he wouldn't get into the Everton side, he has found his level with a poor RS team leave him there
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