Match Thread Doncaster Rovers vs Everton - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

[atrottel]

we should be destroying this lot. How bad actually are we?

Pretty bad, considering we appear to be unable to defend well-worked corners. Mighty Doncaster have had three chances from an unmarked man on the edge of the box. Does our defensive manager guru yell at the defence and change anything? Does he f.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

3/1 Everton to come back and win this if anyones feeling brave with their money.

Hahahhahahahhah

 

[HappyJack]

Its those green lines laced with cannabis. Our fellas are stoned.

 

[tsubaki]

In their last 4 matches Doncaster have conceded a total of 11 goals to the likes of notts county and MK Dons. And despite this, we managed a total of zero goals with two total shots and only one shot on target in the first 45 minutes…Good lord, I’m starting to miss Allardyce

MK Dons and Notts County (especially) are better run clubs than we are, with better forwards

 

[ValBlue]

Baby steps, lads. Let's hope for a few touches in their box.

I’d take a singular forward pass in their half at this point

 

[Swagger]

Hate to throw Beto in after only one day in this type of situation but it's what needs to happen. Move to a 4-4-2 and let's actually control the middle of the park!

Agree. Dobbin and Mykolenko need to be hooked. They managed to somehow standout as being even more gash than the others.

 

[Sharpies volley]

I didn’t see any form of a coherent plan at any point

Come on mate you must have. It's give the ball to Pickford to hump it as far up the field as possible or give it to the opposition

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Serious question. When do we start considering a change of management?

Tonight...

 

[MACCA75]

Someone posted a training video the other day and the lack of intensity and concentration was startling. They need a massive kick up the arse.

 

[MrGrumpy]

Struggling to put two passes together- pathetic display!

This has. Even a problem the last few years with us

 

[joebocop]

Dobbin, mykolenko and Patterson with the worst half of football I've seen a player have. Unfortunately young can only replace one of them.

 

[Cmonefcsortitout!]

You watch some of the movement and passing we do, the speed we act and I honestly can’t believe I didn’t make it as a pro. We play these lot millions to be this bad

This! It’s like they have it in their heads to constantly be in the correct position, drop back when we defend, and attack! They pass and drop back! No instincts to break forward and support the player in possession. But it also doesn’t help when you struggle to find a teammate from 5yards away. Woeful!

 

[ElGato]

Is anyone else crying and laughing at the same time? I honestly don’t know how to react. All my emotions have just came to a head at half time.

It's objectively funny at this stage

 

[Steve EFC]

It’s one thing being outplayed by bottom of the whole league this evening but they are being outfought too!!

 

[Jacob]

Absolutely diabolical that. Dyche is a disgrace foisting Keane on us.Twice watching the ball loop over his head as though he's watching a bleedin kite..no attempt to head it. The lack of technique in these players we have is very disturbing. They are physically sluggish and similarly mentally...they must amble round Finch Farm...or us that too lively. Keane went to their box for our corner and he was shiny, sweating cobs and blowing for tugs....he'd only lumbered from the halfway line. Oxygen please ...and most of it for this shower on the pitch