Hey Jimmy, he's on to us! Our plot to trick Donald Trump into committing tremendous amounts of financial fraud so his secret service detail would be removed thus leaving him open to assassination could be in grave peril. We were lucky to get away with rigging hundreds of thousands of ballot boxes, we need to thread carefully here.
The Woke Cabal are mispleased, Grand Chieftain Them-they wants an audience with us back at Castlewoke. I think they're going to dump us off in some deadend operation like Project Climate-lie. How do we seem to run into these extremely intelligent financial political experts every time? Myself and Verreauxi will meet you outside. He says not to forget his blue, sparkly wig and assless chaps, he has to do a reading for schoolkids before we get on the plane
Yours,
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