Current Affairs Donald Trump POS: Judgement cometh and that right soon

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I reckon he had someone behind him holding up a sign to remind him what to say.

When his rallys start up this can be one of his hits with drinking a glass of water.


It really is a genuine wonder that he is president of the United States. He'll go down in history as the president who could drink a glass of water with one hand and say the words "person, woman, man, camera" and "tv" in a sequence.
 
Just for the record. The 5 words part of those tests are unrelated words. Trump’s addled, ASTONISHINGLY uncreative brain comes up with person, then grasps for additional nouns and lands on... man, woman... He then fumbles around for two more and realises he’s doing a TV interview... Camera! TV!

when given the test, you ARE informed that you’ll be asked to recall the words. There are also no additional points available for recalling them in order. Indeed recalling them in order is arguably easier than doing so out of order, particularly for people with certain conditions.

The gap is also at most 5mins, not 15 or 20 as Trump claims. Doubtless by this time next week it’ll be a day or two.

Ronnie Jackson hasn’t been his doctor since 2018. Might be time for a new test there Donny boy

Finally, and this shouldn’t need to be said, but there is zero chance that the doctor giving the test said “that’s amazing, how did you do that?”

Well I suppose I shouldn’t say zero chance... but if he or she did, it would be because the person taking the test was clearly in such advanced cognitive decline as to elicit shock at the passing of such a simple test.
Trump no doubt uses some sort of ridiculous pneumonic device like this in order to achieve such incredible recall.
 
I'd also like to add that these "harder questions" at the end.... the last question is to determine orientation. You are asked to name the current date, month, year, day, place, and city.

To be fair, with this lockdown, I often lose track of quite what day it is, although equally, I'm not the president of the United States, so feel that's perhaps acceptable.
 
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