2017/18 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Baines' left foot]

As a fan who knows absolutely nothing compared to an ex World Class player and top level manager who clearly rates him I have come to the conclusion that he is utter pig wank piss crap rubbish.

 

[COYBL25]

A 3 year loan

I believe Sunderland are still looking for players ?

 

[Roger Milla]

I have nothing against this chap but he simply isn't ready for first team footy at Everton

 

[Brendan Janus]

Useless !!

 

[BurnhamBlue]

Lets pretend hes not 1 of the worst footballers weve ever seen then, yeah?

When you've sat through seasons of Stuart Barlow, Brett Angel, Michael Branch, John Spencer, Denis Stracqualursi he's not one of the worst footballers ever seen.

 

[Nymzee]

I can't even see him slotting at least 5 goals during a season, seems such an unnatural finisher

You don't need to be prolific to be a good striker.

 

[Abraders]

Just stop playing him on the wing.

 

[a bell maul]

Just stop playing him on the wing.

Yes, I agree. It seems a very 'square peg - round hole' scenario

 

[sageyefc]

You don't need to be prolific to be a good striker.

Helps if you offer a goal threat of any kind, this boy really doesn't

 

[Nymzee]

Helps if you offer a goal threat of any kind, this boy really doesn't

As long as he makes chances for others he's useful.

And I'd also so as of right now he's the best attacking threat in the air after Keane.

 

[The Rhino]

This lad and Martina will be Koemans version of Moyes's Neville & Osman and Martinez's Cleverly & Naismith

 

[Doolstar70]

When you've sat through seasons of Stuart Barlow, Brett Angel, Michael Branch, John Spencer, Denis Stracqualursi he's not one of the worst footballers ever seen.

Stuart Barndoor, ah the memories!!

 

[The Rhino]

When you've sat through seasons of Stuart Barlow, Brett Angel, Michael Branch, John Spencer, Denis Stracqualursi he's not one of the worst footballers ever seen.

I know you can't hear me but I hope you've found peace

 

[Midnitemike]

I can't believe the negativity on here about him. I thought he played well last night and was very unfortunate to get hooked off as he was playing better than most of our big name players.

 

[Wat Tyler]

As a fan who knows absolutely nothing compared to an ex World Class player and top level manager who clearly rates him I have come to the conclusion that he is utter pig wank piss crap rubbish.

Regardless of the DCL argument, being a world class player doesn't automatically make you some amazing judge of a player. There is more than enough examples of great players becoming [Poor language removed] managers. (Not Koeman criticism)