2024/25 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Gilbert..]

I’ve been told all this time that we’re misusing him by playing him that way though? So what actually is the preferred style that he’d like to fit into?

No Goalkeepers. He'd thrive. I reckon he'd double his seasons tally to oooh at least 8.

 

[irishtony1878]

His bird will probably cause issues elsewhere too, by the way.

A tale as old as time.

She’s a wrong’un.

Definitely stand by for an exclusive with her when he leaves.
"Dom's nightmare with nasty scousers"
"3rd best striker to play at Goodison and they hounded him out"
"No song for Dom"
Do you think I can get a bet on with Paddy Power?
No issue with him, he just isn't what we need.

 

[Voodoo Billy]

Definitely stand by for an exclusive with her when he leaves.
"Dom's nightmare with nasty scousers"
"3rd best striker to play at Goodison and they hounded him out"
"No song for Dom"
Do you think I can get a bet on with Paddy Power?
No issue with him, he just isn't what we need.

"No Song For Dom"! We used to have one, I think it was based on a song in the little Dennis Waterman sketch in Little Britain where he used to "Write the feme tune, sing the feme tune" etc, anyway, it was "Dominic Calvert Lewin...Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo....He doesn't know what he's doin'.... Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo". (might need some work to be fair). He did come on a bit after that to be fair to the lad.

 

[John from Bootle]

"No Song For Dom"! We used to have one, I think it was based on a song in the little Dennis Waterman sketch in Little Britain where he used to "Write the feme tune, sing the feme tune" etc, anyway, it was "Dominic Calvert Lewin...Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo....He doesn't know what he's doin'.... Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo". (might need some work to be fair). He did come on a bit after that to be fair to the lad.

He should have had Bailey Peacock-Farrell's song.

"He's got no song, coz his name's too long, Baiiiiley Peacock-Farrell"

 

[JelavicBrate2]

I’m not sure why there’s some unrest in this thread.

The lad doesn’t want to be here. He’s not enough to be the main man for a number of reasons.

He’s had his moments - thank him and move on.

People have got side tracked about things that have F all to do with him as a player. He's just not that good, Beto isn't perfect but he's a nuisance for opposition players. DCL doesn't create goals, and only scores goals, when it's put right on a plate for him. He doesn't have same passion as Beto for Everton. Add to that he's injured half the season.