Nah, we're all proper multi cultural down here innit. To be fair, casual racism tends to be more out in the shires. You wouldn't get very far here if you didn't get on with those that are different to you.
Disgusting Britain...
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Nah, we're all proper multi cultural down here innit. To be fair, casual racism tends to be more out in the shires. You wouldn't get very far here if you didn't get on with those that are different to you.
A WOOL trying to educate me on abuse slang?
Whatever next?
Shanked is old school, US Prison old school. It's now sticked around the mean streets of London.
transitive verb stuck, sticked, sticking stick′·ing
- to pierce or puncture, as with a pointed instrument
- to kill by piercing; stab
- to pierce something with (a knife, pin, etc.)
Your first mistake was calling on my wool heritage, dont diss the Woolhood blad.
Your second mistake was using a propah dictionary.
Urban Dictionary: shanked
Originally prison slang(as we know) for being stabbed by a crude improvised weapon. In area's like London(East london, North, West and South) It simply means stabbed-The word is used popularly by gangsters and delinquents.
Ill shank you bruv
Look yeah, duck out or ill shank you
You wanna get shanked?
Safe then ill shank you.
Safe bruv, is you getting dizzy?
Give over, you're sounding like John Major in disguise.
"...as matron and I cycled across the village green, the gentle thwack of a sweetly-struck cricket ball and the peal of the bells from the parish church was all that disturbed the country air..."
Muggins
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GhostOfDixie
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In Brom?
I won't go to Subway. As I said a while back I get overwhelmed from start to finish. "What type of bread?" - while casting my eyes over about 5 types I nervously select one.
Do I want cheese on it? erm, yeah may as well. I'll live life on the edge. Toasted? Hmmm, that may be a bit too much, but what the hell, I could snuff it tomorrow.
Moving on, I have about 500 choices of filling. I usually pick meatballs, with some lettuce an tomatoes. Keeping it nice and simple, feeling judged for my wussyness. Then, the worst bit. "What sauce". It feels as if theres 100 pairs of eyes on me, awaiting my socially acceptable choice, but what sauce is right for this subway? Theres sauces I have never even heard of... I usually pick Marinara sauce, before shuffling to the till before paying about a tenner for a butty. I am then given a cup, I suspect I have to fill it myself. Nervously I wait a moment just to check if theres any indication that the person behind the till will do it for me, when there isn't... I try an balance a massive footlong butty while trying to fill the cup. I mean I have two arms and two hands, if one has hold of a tray with a butty on, how am I meant to fill the cup? While trying the mission impossible, I am well aware everyone is watching, just waiting for me to spectacularly [Poor language removed] up....
I suppose I have Subway paranoia.
Do I want cheese on it? erm, yeah may as well. I'll live life on the edge. Toasted? Hmmm, that may be a bit too much, but what the hell, I could snuff it tomorrow.
Moving on, I have about 500 choices of filling. I usually pick meatballs, with some lettuce an tomatoes. Keeping it nice and simple, feeling judged for my wussyness. Then, the worst bit. "What sauce". It feels as if theres 100 pairs of eyes on me, awaiting my socially acceptable choice, but what sauce is right for this subway? Theres sauces I have never even heard of... I usually pick Marinara sauce, before shuffling to the till before paying about a tenner for a butty. I am then given a cup, I suspect I have to fill it myself. Nervously I wait a moment just to check if theres any indication that the person behind the till will do it for me, when there isn't... I try an balance a massive footlong butty while trying to fill the cup. I mean I have two arms and two hands, if one has hold of a tray with a butty on, how am I meant to fill the cup? While trying the mission impossible, I am well aware everyone is watching, just waiting for me to spectacularly [Poor language removed] up....
I suppose I have Subway paranoia.
Must be a northern thing Dan. We can do all that with no hands. We need the hands free so we can strangle anyone that tries to talk to us y'see.
My fear of London all stems from you. I mean, look at what you've called your location...
Muggins
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. Hilarious.Admittedly, the first time I went into Subway, I just couldn't grasp the concept.
I have to tell THEM what i want on it?????
Why can't they just tell ME???? like McDonalds, KFC, or Burger King?
Talk about making things long winded.
Many subways later I now cause other people to go thru the same thing.....lol... too much choice maybe. and too pricey as you mentioned.
I dont live in Brom lad. My nearest Subway is Liscard.
And I share Ds pain with the Subway, too many questions, too much pressure. But so worth it.
Seamus Colemole
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Foot long Italian with cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayonaise.
Easy you wimps.
Much rather have the choice of what i want in my sandwich rather than have to take out crap i dont want.
Easy you wimps.
Much rather have the choice of what i want in my sandwich rather than have to take out crap i dont want.
GOT at its finest, a thread about some poor boy getting stabbed, turns into an anti-cockney hate fest and a discussion on the merits of a Subway.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
My fear of London all stems from you. I mean, look at what you've called your location...
Nah, it's only scary if you venture outside your hotel.
GhostOfDixie
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What, how gay are you lot.
What do you want?
Steak and ******* cheese you moron, and make it ******* snappy. I want Hearty Italian, none of that brown [Poor language removed].
Do you want cheese?
I just ******* asked for a Steak and ******* Cheese sandwich? Stacks of GCSE's you lad!
Toasted
Yes, like every single person in this place
Salad
Lettuce, Tom, Jalapenos if I'm daring enough.
Sauce
Ranch please.
Anything else
Just give me my ******* sandwich you weapon, now go back to the other end of the line and carry on with your meaningless day while I go and enjoy this quality sandwich.
It's simple, its no different than ordering food from a restaurant.
Jeez.
What do you want?
Steak and ******* cheese you moron, and make it ******* snappy. I want Hearty Italian, none of that brown [Poor language removed].
Do you want cheese?
I just ******* asked for a Steak and ******* Cheese sandwich? Stacks of GCSE's you lad!
Toasted
Yes, like every single person in this place
Salad
Lettuce, Tom, Jalapenos if I'm daring enough.
Sauce
Ranch please.
Anything else
Just give me my ******* sandwich you weapon, now go back to the other end of the line and carry on with your meaningless day while I go and enjoy this quality sandwich.
It's simple, its no different than ordering food from a restaurant.
Jeez.
Ban this bulb.
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