Disgraced footballers

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Who can forget Marcus Bent? Was so coked up once he attacked some police officers with a meat cleaver. Very lucky he didn't end up doing a long stretch.
Wasn’t he coked up at lego land.
nothing say bad habit, like day time coke while doing family time
 
Bruno was captain and goalkeeper for Flamengo in Rio. He thought his girlfriend was going to stitch him up over child maintenance so he had her killed, chopped into pieces and fed to dogs. Found guilty of conspiracy to murder.
Happily he was allowed out on day release to carry on playing.
 
Used to go drinking with a former Shrewsbury player, he was a an absolute legend. Got done twice for flashing, first time he propositioned a woman for a bj on a bench in Blackpool who was an off duty WPC and 2nd time he got his chopper out and told the woman behind the counter he wanted chips with his sausage.

Saw his cock on many an occasion unfortunately and it wasn't impressive, amazing how often he would go home with a stunner though even when he could hardly stand. Guess being a footballer counts for something. :pint2: :pint2::dance:
 
Used to go drinking with a former Shrewsbury player, he was a an absolute legend. Got done twice for flashing, first time he propositioned a woman for a bj on a bench in Blackpool who was an off duty WPC and 2nd time he got his chopper out and told the woman behind the counter he wanted chips with his sausage.

Saw his cock on many an occasion unfortunately and it wasn't impressive, amazing how often he would go home with a stunner though even when he could hardly stand. Guess being a footballer counts for something. :pint2: :pint2::dance:
Legend? He sounds like an A-grade danger.
 
yeah, cursory wikipedia glances says he was fined 60k but no prison time. One rule for them, another for the rest of us.....
"He faced 21 months in prison when sentenced in February 2016, but his punishment was changed to a €61,000 fine and a driving ban of three years and four months, which had already been spent"
 
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