Desperate for suggestions - HELP!

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Sorry GOT people but I desperately need help here and I’ve got no-one else to turn to...so here’s what happened...

I was doing some extra work at home the other night, and I didn’t finish till about 1am. I needed to wind down a bit before bed, but there was nothing on telly. Someone on here mentioned some ‘hamster’ site a while ago, so within a few minutes there I was fapping away merrily to some video of a naked woman, who was ....err.....looking after herself.

Just as I ‘arrived’, the camera pans up to her face again.... and I just stared in disbelief! My best mate’s wife! I just couldn’t believe what I was looking at, went back to the start, and flicked backwards and forwards for more clues to satisfy myself that it really was her. I then recognised the room, the pictures on the wall behind her. It was the house they lived in until about a year ago.

The thing is, I’d never found her particularly attractive, but seeing her doing this, well I saw her in a new light! Anyway, post fap, wet and wilting, dumbstruck with mad thoughts going through my head, I was crouched there like one of those weird statues you see halfway up cathedral walls, when I heard a scream behind me. It was Laona!!

She saw the girl on screen (I’d put the vid onto looped replay), saw who it was, looked down at me, and then......she just turned around and went back to bed.

That was three days ago, she hasn’t spoken to me since. We can't look at each other, I am so embarrassed, and I admit it’s probably me that should break the ice, but what do I say? Should I just come clean (!) and say I was bored, blah blah and tell her the full truth? Will she think I was intentionally fapping over my mates wife? Will she believe such a co-incidence? Will she believe that this was the first time I'd been on that site, or will she think I'm a regular porn surfer?

Should I tell my mate I’ve seen it? Problem is, what if he wasn’t the cameraman? What if he doesn’t know about it? Should I speak to his wife first, but then she will think I surf porn sites!

I don't know what to do, and before anyone says it.....I don’t think sawdust is gonna sort this one out! Any sensible advice would be very welcome.

HELP!!!!!!
 

You'd have to show your missus it was on a porn site in case she thinks you've had a hand in it so to speak, makes you look bad but not disloyal at least. You can imagine what's going through her mind at the minute. Are they friends?
 

The only sensible advice i can offer is

1.post the link, for us all to see whether she was worth the danger fap you had.
2. on looped replay? oh purrlease, i need about 25 seconds of a 2 minute video, and even thats too long.
 
You'd have to show your missus it was on a porn site in case she thinks you've had a hand in it so to speak, makes you look bad but not disloyal at least. You can imagine what's going through her mind at the minute. Are they friends?

They actually work together! there must be an atmosphere between them as well now!

God, what a can of worms this is!
 
The only sensible advice i can offer is

1.post the link, for us all to see whether she was worth the danger fap you had.
2. on looped replay? oh purrlease, i need about 25 seconds of a 2 minute video, and even thats too long.

Only so I could check and recheck for confirmation it really was her, you understand!
 

1.) Tell your lady what you told us.

2.) Never ever mention it to anyone else again, especially your friend and his wife; the 'star' of the video.
 
Was it a site called " X hamster " ?. You didn't mistake it for an online pet shop did you ?

Aaah, you've made that mistake too? Easy done, isn't it?

You may be called to give evidence as an expert witness at any future court proceedings.
 

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