Desperate for suggestions - HELP!

[Lao]

Sorry Lao my mate, don't know of any suggestions what to do or say.

But, please forgive me, as I can't stop laughing, when I try to envisage that moment.

i think that is even more embarrassing for me. Thinking of you envisaging that moment. God knows what images you are conjuring up in your head.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Glad so many of you think this is funny! I don't think you realise how hard it is for me, but I suppose I fully expected people to be shooting off puns all over the show, but that's something I couldn't do in a sticky moment like this.

Reidy, you may have something there - has she spoken to my mates wife, and if so, nothing seems to have happened??

*btw Sharpy found the link.

Believe me, I can fully imagine how hard it must be for you, and do hope you can find a solution to it. It's just that I can't think of any at the moment.

 

[Dylan]

I think your best bet is gonna be a lot of groveling and apologizing. You do need to point out that it was random porn and by sheer coincidence (imagine that, she will say) that it was 'her'

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Sorry GOT people but I desperately need help here and I’ve got no-one else to turn to...so here’s what happened...

I was doing some extra work at home the other night, and I didn’t finish till about 1am. I needed to wind down a bit before bed, but there was nothing on telly. Someone on here mentioned some ‘hamster’ site a while ago, so within a few minutes there I was fapping away merrily to some video of a naked woman, who was ....err.....looking after herself.

Just as I ‘arrived’, the camera pans up to her face again.... and I just stared in disbelief! My best mate’s wife! I just couldn’t believe what I was looking at, went back to the start, and flicked backwards and forwards for more clues to satisfy myself that it really was her. I then recognised the room, the pictures on the wall behind her. It was the house they lived in until about a year ago.

The thing is, I’d never found her particularly attractive, but seeing her doing this, well I saw her in a new light! Anyway, post fap, wet and wilting, dumbstruck with mad thoughts going through my head, I was crouched there like one of those weird statues you see halfway up cathedral walls, when I heard a scream behind me. It was Laona!!

She saw the girl on screen (I’d put the vid onto looped replay), saw who it was, looked down at me, and then......she just turned around and went back to bed.

That was three days ago, she hasn’t spoken to me since. We can't look at each other, I am so embarrassed, and I admit it’s probably me that should break the ice, but what do I say? Should I just come clean (!) and say I was bored, blah blah and tell her the full truth? Will she think I was intentionally fapping over my mates wife? Will she believe such a co-incidence? Will she believe that this was the first time I'd been on that site, or will she think I'm a regular porn surfer?

Should I tell my mate I’ve seen it? Problem is, what if he wasn’t the cameraman? What if he doesn’t know about it? Should I speak to his wife first, but then she will think I surf porn sites!

I don't know what to do, and before anyone says it.....I don’t think sawdust is gonna sort this one out! Any sensible advice would be very welcome.

HELP!!!!!!

She'd never believe "the truth" so you're best going down the "she'll appreciate the honesty" route.

Your best even claiming that it was you who videoed it, just to be safe...

 

[TheFinnFan]

i would tell to your mate. and your wife, well if she cant handle the fact that his man spanks the monkey, well thats her problem. dont worry lad. thats life

 

[chrissyjack]

Glad so many of you think this is funny! I don't think you realise how hard it is for me, but I suppose I fully expected people to be shooting off puns all over the show, but that's something I couldn't do in a sticky moment like this.

Reidy, you may have something there - has she spoken to my mates wife, and if so, nothing seems to have happened??

*btw Sharpy found the link.

You could , at least, put the title of the video clip (I assume it has one) on here. Then the afore-mentioned " GoT Dirty Buggers |Club " can watch it, and find out if the trouble you are now in was worth it.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Roaring here!

 

[fozzy]

play the guilt trip mate!!

kinda like!!

"well if you put out more then this wouldnt have happend" type thing!

 

[Lao]

She'd never believe "the truth" so you're best going down the "she'll appreciate the honesty" route.

Your best even claiming that it was you who videoed it, just to be safe...

err..thanks for that sound advice Danny. I would probably lose my genitals if I did that like.

You could , at least, put the title of the video clip (I assume it has one) on here. Then the afore-mentioned " GoT Dirty Buggers |Club " can watch it, and find out if the trouble you are now in was worth it.

You sound very interested in the link Statler! You need to be careful though, at our age watching things like that could finish us. I'm still getting palpitations just thinking about it.

*I do still have the link if you really want it for research purposes before offering any further advice!

 

[chrissyjack]

err..thanks for that sound advice Danny. I would probably lose my genitals if I did that like.



You sound very interested in the link Statler! You need to be careful though, at our age watching things like that could finish us. I'm still getting palpitations just thinking about it.

*I do still have the link if you really want it for research purposes before offering any further advice!

I couldn't watch it anyway. Honestly...Not that I want to, mind. Doesn't really interest me tbh

 

[Dylan]

By the way, I just have a tiny feeling this thread is going to legendary status. May even eclipse Jon_efc's girl trouble thread!!!

 

[HSD]

I also don't think telling people the video link will help either. I know, I know, she won't know you've done it, but it's still not going to help your case....just talking from a girls PoV.

Just talk to her as normal and if she's funny with you/brings it up, just tell her the truth. It's better than nothing.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Link it ffs, or a t least tell us what your search was and a clue as to which vid it might be.

Don't listen to Dimples.

 

[HSD]

Link it ffs, or a t least tell us what your search was and a clue as to which vid it might be.

Don't listen to Dimples.

Do listen to Dimples....

 

[Lao]

I also don't think telling people the video link will help either. I know, I know, she won't know you've done it, but it's still not going to help your case....just talking from a girls PoV.

Just talk to her as normal and if she's funny with you/brings it up, just tell her the truth. It's better than nothing.

Funny with me!? The atmosphere has been colder than the coldest cold thing in the arctic, that someone's put in the fridge!
We haven't spoken, so I can't talk to her as normal!?

Your just taking her side Helen. Typical women.