Desperate for suggestions - HELP!

[Lao]

So your mrs is innocently sleeping upstairs, comes down and finds the man she loves knocking one off in front of the computer, not only is that bad enough but she then sees its somebody you both know!!! YOU then dont say a word to her about it and just skulk around like a naughty schoolboy caught with a top shelf magazine by his mum !!!! And you wonder why shes not talking to you???
I always thought there was something about you, all the boxes of tissues in your car should have given me a clue i guess. Get it sorted with her NOW before it goes too far xx

Oh no. This was the contribution I was dreading. I feel really told off now! Women ganging up on me all over the place.

Knowing Lynne though I actually thought a lot more would have come out....

 

[little curly alan ball]

So your mrs is innocently sleeping upstairs, comes down and finds the man she loves knocking one off in front of the computer, not only is that bad enough but she then sees its somebody you both know!!! YOU then dont say a word to her about it and just skulk around like a naughty schoolboy caught with a top shelf magazine by his mum !!!! And you wonder why shes not talking to you???
I always thought there was something about you, all the boxes of tissues in your car should have given me a clue i guess. Get it sorted with her NOW before it goes too far xx

Ahem ..

HIS CAR ...????

Hahaha ...

YOU , Teach' ... Wags Finger ...

BAD , BAD BOY ....

( Does Secret Big Up Signal to Lehrer ....)

 

[njligernj]

Glad so many of you think this is funny! I don't think you realise how hard it is for me, but I suppose I fully expected people to be shooting off puns all over the show, but that's something I couldn't do in a sticky moment like this.

Nice.

 

[Lynne x]

Oh no. This was the contribution I was dreading. I feel really told off now! Women ganging up on me all over the place.

Knowing Lynne though I actually thought a lot more would have come out....

I'm gonna deny all knowledge of ever knowing you after this, The Harp is well and truly erased from my memory now xx

 

[chicoazul]

Listen, the only way you can both over come this is if your wife allows you to film her for the camera and posting it on that hamster thing. It's what she is clearly waiting for you to ask her.

Good luck mate.

 

[Brownie]

Just write a book about the objectification of women and sell it to your woman.

 

[ricardobee]

film her lad

 

[Neiler]

Legendary stuff mate, but feel your predicament (not litreally).

1) Never be in a relationship where fapping is frowned upon, its a need damn it.

2) Just tell her the true storey and say listen i know how it looks but it wasnt like that, apolgise for upsetting her, if she melts cool, if not thats permission always for me to have your own strop as youve come clean and apologised - which is basicly all you can do. A male strop consists of heading out to the pub whenever you feel like it, watching the fottie, doing what you actually want to do when you want to do it (the obvious probably excluded while shes around) come home late from work, make plans at the weekend without her, she will go bonkers or board quicker then you will and come straight back to you - sorted!

 

[GalwayBlueNose]

Unbelievable a classic classic post.

 

[Lao]

Nice.

Thanks mate. Glad someone noticed my efforts in retaliating to the cheap punsters.

I'm gonna deny all knowledge of ever knowing you after this, The Harp is well and truly erased from my memory now xx

Lynne, whatever has happened here, you know you will NEVER forget The Harp.

Listen, the only way you can both over come this is if your wife allows you to film her for the camera and posting it on that hamster thing. It's what she is clearly waiting for you to ask her.

Good luck mate.

I think I've got more chance of my mates wife agreeing to do that for me mate.

 

[Dylan]

:blink: in front of the kids.........

I fapped while you typed this!

 

[Dylan]

I'm gonna deny all knowledge of ever knowing you after this, The Harp is well and truly erased from my memory now xx

Are you the woman in the video???????

 

[Lao]

I fapped while you typed this!

I can only aspire to this level of covert fapping.

 

[Phenom]

You women clearly dont understand a mans needs!

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Just deny everything. Tell here you weren't fapping and that there's nothing wrong with a bit of foreskin jogging to keep in shape.

Maybe an idea for bringing out on WII?

*wait...doesn't explain the vid of the naked wife of your best mate, does it? Alright, back to the drawing board.