Dear Mr Kenwright

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stu1878 said:
I have sent this into the office of the chairman, just thought i would share it with the group.

Dear Mr Kenwright,

I speak for myself in this letter though i am sure there are fans will back me up with this letter.

Thank you for your support over the last few years.

However I now feel it is time for you to step aside and get a bit of back bone and come out and say Everton FC is for sale, all offers welcome.

If Aston Villa can make so many signing BEFORE the start of the season than why are struggeling to make one 5 days before the season starts?

This club is on the verge of breaking into the top four but at the same time on the verge of disaster.

to put it bluntly mr kenwright, open your eyes and your wallet NOW.

No excuses.

yours sincerly

stu nicholson
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Dont distract him when hes on the phone!
 

Writing "open letters" to public figures is a bit tittish Stu, you're better than that.

And scrub your name from the top, theres weirdoes out there thats probably cloned your NI Card, fingerprints and allsorts by now.
 
the only fruit that should adorn a pizza are the fruits of the sea,with minimal anchovies, lots of prawns, mussells (minus shells),tuna, and any other seafood delights i've missed. ones with varieties of smoked fish are tops too, except kippers as they just leave a nasty taste.
 
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian said:
the only fruit that should adorn a pizza are the fruits of the sea,with minimal anchovies, lots of prawns, mussells (minus shells),tuna, and any other seafood delights i've missed. ones with varieties of smoked fish are tops too, except kippers as they just leave a nasty taste.
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hang on just a second...

fruits of the sea - minus

anchovis
kippers

but lots of

prawns
mussels
tuna

first and foremost, tuna on pizza is a path to sweetcorn, and that sir is the playground of el diablo.

secondly, anchovis are slivers of heaven, especially when stuffed into green olives that are dressed in a garlic and chilli olive oil.

lastly, whoever put kippers on a pizza and served them up to you, obviously didnt rate you very highly. vengeance is the only recovery from that.
 

My poor misguided friends, why do you think such creatures are far away in the sea? To keep away from pizza. This is the way God intended it and therefore any unfortunate occurance where a fish or any other 'fruit of the sea' should hereby adorn a pizza can only be described as one of Satan's very own misdemeanours.

Fish is for the [Poor language removed]' chippy. Grow up lads.


*Walks away hands on face*
 
Pineapple on pizza is often called Hawaiian pizza. But they often dont make sense. Refrigerator.
 

nobody gave me kippers on pizza, i was excluding it from the smoked fish category. as for anchovies, they just seem too salty on pizza, in fact saltier than the sea itself, like theyve been dragged round winsford before being packaged.
 
Dear Mr Kenwright,
Is barbeque sauce instead of tomato as a pizza sauce wrong? Also, who does your hair?

Love,
Chris
 
Has anyone had bbq sauce on top of there pizza before. So you have the standard tomato with the bbq swirled around on top?

So wrong, but so right.
 
Dear Mr Kenwright,

Please, get them there Italian designers to do next years kit. It will be so much more stylish.

Yours,

A very concerned Evertonian
 
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