Dear Mr Kenwright

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stu1878

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I have sent this into the office of the chairman, just thought i would share it with the group.

Dear Mr Kenwright,

I speak for myself in this letter though i am sure there are fans will back me up with this letter.

Thank you for your support over the last few years.

However I now feel it is time for you to step aside and get a bit of back bone and come out and say Everton FC is for sale, all offers welcome.

If Aston Villa can make so many signing BEFORE the start of the season than why are struggeling to make one 5 days before the season starts?

This club is on the verge of breaking into the top four but at the same time on the verge of disaster.

to put it bluntly mr kenwright, open your eyes and your wallet NOW.

No excuses.

yours sincerly

stu nicholson
 

I have sent this into the office of the chairman, just thought i would share it with the group.

Dear Mr Kenwright,

I speak for myself in this letter though i am sure there are fans will back me up with this letter.

Thank you for your support over the last few years.

However I now feel it is time for you to step aside and get a bit of back bone and come out and say Everton FC is for sale, all offers welcome.

If Aston Villa can make so many signing BEFORE the start of the season than why are struggeling to make one 5 days before the season starts?

This club is on the verge of breaking into the top four but at the same time on the verge of disaster.

to put it bluntly mr kenwright, open your eyes and your wallet NOW.

No excuses.

yours sincerly

stu nicholson

Fair enough. Everyone is entitled to their opinions. My opinion is that you're an idiot. Get off your bandwagon and have a bit of faith. BK and Moyes have earned that over the last 5 years.
 
this is what I mean about The Dossier, this letter will go straight in the shredder.

Kenwright has already indicated the club is for sale.
 
Dear Mr Kenwright.

Over the past few months, iv come to see a few things in a better light.

1. People who don't like pinapple on pizza are either a real wrong'un or on the side of the devil.

2. After pressue from the got family, iv tried all sorts of pie's an pasties an realise im not the biggest fan of either. Theirs a time an place for both.

3. My Partner gets pissed of that i spend all my time watching SSN or on the internet an is thretening to walk (only in my dreams like).

4. The price of cheese now really gets my goat. Is their anything you can do about it.


all my love an cuddles........STL
 

I have sent this into the office of the chairman, just thought i would share it with the group.

Dear Mr Kenwright,

I speak for myself in this letter though i am sure there are fans will back me up with this letter.

Thank you for your support over the last few years.

However I now feel it is time for you to step aside and get a bit of back bone and come out and say Everton FC is for sale, all offers welcome.

If Aston Villa can make so many signing BEFORE the start of the season than why are struggeling to make one 5 days before the season starts?

This club is on the verge of breaking into the top four but at the same time on the verge of disaster.

to put it bluntly mr kenwright, open your eyes and your wallet NOW.

No excuses.

yours sincerly

stu nicholson

You miss spelt "struggling" and you name should have capital letters. Also a capital letter at the start of the sentence too.

Its pointless, not only is it negative, like most kipper posts, it'll get ignored anyway and put straight into the shredder.
 
Dear Mr Kenwright,

I've supported you through the tough times and the good ones. I believe that if anyone deserves to be listened to, it is me.

Having just moved house, and country, I find my self financially embarrassed. Now every [Poor language removed] knows that you've got cash to burn. Can I have some, please?

Yours in anticipation,

John

P.S: I'm also in a position to offer an invitation to dinner at my house. Please bring a bottle.
 
Dear Mr Kenwright,

I've supported you through the tough times and the good ones. I believe that if anyone deserves to be listened to, it is me.

Having just moved house, and country, I find my self financially embarrassed. Now every [Poor language removed] knows that you've got cash to burn. Can I have some, please?

Yours in anticipation,

John

P.S: I'm also in a position to offer an invitation to dinner at my house. Please bring a bottle.


I am impressed Nebb. Most Evertonians seem to have lost theirs.


hahaha
 
I have sent this into the office of the chairman, just thought i would share it with the group.

Dear Mr Kenwright,

I speak for myself in this letter though i am sure there are fans will back me up with this letter.

Thank you for your support over the last few years.

However I now feel it is time for you to step aside and get a bit of back bone and come out and say Everton FC is for sale, all offers welcome.

If Aston Villa can make so many signing BEFORE the start of the season than why are struggeling to make one 5 days before the season starts?

This club is on the verge of breaking into the top four but at the same time on the verge of disaster.

to put it bluntly mr kenwright, open your eyes and your wallet NOW.

No excuses.

yours sincerly

stu nicholson

He's not likely to respond to that, but I can understand your frustration and where your coming from. I have sent a much more constructive list of questions to Mr Kenwright in the hope he will shed some light on certain aspects of this pre-season, one of which is the Villa example you mentioned in your letter. I will create a thread with his responses if I receive anything back.
 

Hes right, but I would have elaborated more in order for it to get noticed. They'll probably treat that has hate mail and throw it out.

For the lad who wrote the funny one. Pineapple on pizza is NICE. As long as theres ham and a minimal ammount of cheese. Because I dont like Cheese!!! Pies are good, pasties are ok as long as the meat to veg ratio is at least 100-1.

The real devil worshippers order seafood on pizza. Now THAT is sick :dodgy:
 
Hes right, but I would have elaborated more in order for it to get noticed. They'll probably treat that has hate mail and throw it out.

For the lad who wrote the funny one. Pineapple on pizza is NICE. As long as theres ham and a minimal ammount of cheese. Because I dont like Cheese!!! Pies are good, pasties are ok as long as the meat to veg ratio is at least 100-1.

The real devil worshippers order seafood on pizza. Now THAT is sick :dodgy:

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Hes right, but I would have elaborated more in order for it to get noticed. They'll probably treat that has hate mail and throw it out.

For the lad who wrote the funny one. Pineapple on pizza is NICE. As long as theres ham and a minimal ammount of cheese. Because I dont like Cheese!!! Pies are good, pasties are ok as long as the meat to veg ratio is at least 100-1.

The real devil worshippers order seafood on pizza. Now THAT is sick :dodgy:

Especially when the Mussles come still in their shells... whats that all about?! You actually have to take them off, remove them from the shell and put them back on the pizza. Wrong... just plain wrong!
 
Especially when the Mussles come still in their shells... whats that all about?! You actually have to take them off, remove them from the shell and put them back on the pizza. Wrong... just plain wrong!

oh my god it gets worse. Ive never seen that before! Some people just deserve to rot in jail. Murderers, rapists and people who like seafood pizza.

I hope Kenwright gets to read these letters though, might prompt him to get some deals through FASTER.
 

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