Marius57
Player Valuation: £70m
Those stats are for the league, aren't they?
No they were Everton rankings. He would probably still be near the top for the league though
Those stats are for the league, aren't they?
Despicable human being. Having had a few close encounters with him, as have a few friends of mine in a bar/restaurant he use to go to on a regular basis. It's a good job his neck is so long so he get his head as far up his own arse as he does.We should have gone all out and pump it up to let this giraffe sort it.
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What was that other add ?
"Somebody please rescue me"
Remember some fella singing that line.
Hmmm?Despicable human being. Having had a few close encounters with him, as have a few friends of mine in a bar/restaurant he use to go to on a regular basis. It's a good job his neck is so long so he get his head as far up his own arse as he does.
Isn’t it bout time we closed this down.
Nowt going on!
Sounds like Tosun...
Hmmm?
Please share!
He's just a walking Peperami.Despicable human being. Having had a few close encounters with him, as have a few friends of mine in a bar/restaurant he use to go to on a regular basis. It's a good job his neck is so long so he get his head as far up his own arse as he does.
Tip of the iceberg, on a regular basis he would go to a certain bar/restaurant and regularly walk out without paying when questioned it was because of 'who he is' with suggestions that he should be paid to be there. It would also be expected that the waiting/ bar staff (female) should pass on their contact numbers, again because of who he is. I will have to be careful though don't want any libellous action against me.
We've sold Martina!
Whoever sold him, tell him to collect the snow and call the Inuits.

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