2025/26 David Moyes

Pickford £30M
Mykolenko £17M
Tarkowski
O'Brien £17M
Keane £30M
Aznou £8M
Garner £15M
Alcaraz £12M
Rohl £17M
Iroegbunam £9M
Armstrong
Grealish
Barry £27M
Beto £30M
McNeill £20M
Dibling £42M
Pickford, signed by koeman. £25m rising to £30m with clauses.
Myko, signed by benitez. ~£17m somehow. Ouch!
Somehow you missed Patterson, signed by benitez, £11m inc add ons.
O'Brien, £18m, Dyche.
Tarkowski free. Lampard?
Keane, koeman, £24m rising to £30m with clauses.
Aznou ~£8m Moyes.
Garner, £9m, Lampard?
Rohl, loan, ~£17m obligation on terms, Moyes.
Tim Iroegbunam, player swap, zero fee. Dyche.
Armstrong is at Preston right now, academy product.
Grealish, loan. Moyes
Barry, £27m inc clauses, Moyes.
Beto, £26m inc clauses, Dyche.
McNeil ~£20m, Lampard?
Dibling, £34m, +£8m on extras. Moyes.
Coleman, £60k, Moyes.

An awful lot left the Everton books for little and zero over the summer. Again.

Little clean up job for you there. 42% ;)
Branthwaite - injured still I suppose.
 

Pickford £30M - Hero
Mykolenko £17M - crap
Tarkowski - legs will fall off soon
O'Brien £17M - should be replacing Tarkowski but playing right back
Keane £30M - having his best season for us
Aznou £8M - hahahaha lolz
Garner £15M - steady
Alcaraz £12M - not all that
Rohl £17M - rohl rohl rohl yer boat gently down the stream. Always crocked.
Iroegbunam £9M - inconsistent. Potentially not up to it.
Armstrong - the new youth producy messiah who may or may not make it
Grealish (see Garbutt, Dowell,et al)
Barry £27M - inflation, huh? I remember when £27m would get you an Alan Shearer and Gary Speed with change to spare
Beto £30M - dear God, how much?
McNeill £20M - not a right winger. What is Moyes thinking.
Dibling £42M - cheese, inflation. I remember when £42m would get you an Icelandic sex pest (allegedly) with a good line in blammos.

All first team players and available to Moyes right now. All 16 of them with PL experience.


Assembled for £260M.


This feller is having an utter laugh trying to peddle a 'we're short of players right now' line.

Just get on with it and start by burying an almost rock bottom Burnley team on Saturday.
 


Aznou has experience playing with this club and Armstrong is available anytime Moyes wants him back.
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We should be sweeping a team like Burnley aside.

I think we'll get a narrow win, but a win nevertheless.
There's no excuses against Burnley. None. Mitigating circumstances, yes. Excuses? No. Moyes is usually better with more limited options, anyway, so he'll expect to win there. He's certainly got to find a way to grind out a scruffy win, if needs be. Fail to win here and things are starting to slip.
 

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