2025/26 David Moyes

[jceverton]

How about actually managing players, instead of being a wannabe PE teacher from the 1970s, you complete waste of space.

The poor man's Fergie, all the rage without the end product!

 

[st.domingo]

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Fire Moyes.

Sorry, Dave - can’t do that…

 

[witchdoc187]

I briefly lost my erection while thinking about Moyes’ transfer strategy. But then I started thinking about a John Stones-Michael Keane partnership and it came back again.

Can imagine them holding hands being massaged by the physio. Erection re-established

 

[jceverton]

The heats would be the league format.

We failed to qualify.

I could argue this with you @jceverton for a while. But, we are moving away from the original discussion point.

@davids claimed Moyes got us into the Champions League, I will stop at this point and come back to it in the end.

He knew his mistake when asked the question and @Jebus_lives spotted the mistake as well.

He played dumb and never acknowledged the mistake.

@jceverton gave him an out when bringing up Harry Catterick and the European Cup and he pretended that was what he meant.

Take a look at what he posted again and remember this was his response when someone said Moyes was petrified of the Champions League.

Haha his posts defending Moyes are cringeworthy tbh. Take that tie against Fiorentina, he's completely omitting the fact that Moyes bottled the first leg and that's why we went out. Don't argue with me on the CL point though @Moomin you will lose!

 

[riddick]

If you have a spare 10 minutes, here's an 18 year old David Moyes being turned inside out at right back against Bettega, Brady, Tardelli and co in the European Cup.

How old was he there? About 18?

Great guess Cels lol

 

[summerisle]

The poor man's Fergie, all the rage without the end product!

I can picture it now.

 

[Runub]

How about actually managing players, instead of being a wannabe PE teacher from the 1970s, you complete waste of space.

Why is that little man holding his hand with a pained expression on his face

 

[jceverton]

So, your followup to a video showing your assertion that "he can't beat a man" was absolutely daft is to then excuse Moyes for Dibling not replicating beating a man (which, again, that's bad faith) saying "oh, next you'll say Moyes has an agenda".

Let me clarifiy: Yes, Moyes has an agenda. Moyes only plays players he trusts. He was down on George after a single mistake against Bournemouth but gives Dwight McNeil chance after chance, JOB chance after chance, Gana chance after chance, Keane & Tarkowski chance after chance, Mykolenko chance after chance when they balls it up as they did for the entire last third of the season. If you are not in Moyes circle, NOTHING YOU CAN DO IN TRAINING is going to get you there.

Let's use your hypothetical situation of "he doesn't perform well in training". You think there isn't a single week that Aznou was better than Mykolenko in training? Dibling better than McNeil? You honestly think there isn't ONE WEEK those players completely outperformed their counterparts in training but weren't picked for the match? I mean, your whole point is "we don't see them in training" which is true. But David Moyes used 8 players for over 70% of all the minutes in the league. But you say "he never did better in training than whoever was in front of him" and that's just a mad take. What's the point of training if you perform better but someone else is picked?

So, yeah, Moyes absolutely 100% unequivocally has an agenda.

Yep 100% - if its not clear by now then you are not looking properly!

 

[jceverton]

So any golfer who has played in a professional golf tournament can say they have played in the Masters?

Oh dear, keep digging, the hole is getting pretty big by now. Danger though, you may fall in. The Masters is by invite only.

 

[Evo2901]

Had some hope these past few weeks that he’d actually get canned, looking more and more unlikely as time goes on. I suppose we’ve got to accept our Moyes flavoured gruel for another season at least.

 

[windymiller]

Why is that little man holding his hand with a pained expression on his face

Moyes poked him in the eye.

 

[jceverton]

I can picture it now.

Nailed it!

 

[Jebus_lives]

How about actually managing players, instead of being a wannabe PE teacher from the 1970s, you complete waste of space.

Of the few people I'd generally like to hear less from than Moyes, Michail Antonio is probably top of the list.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Haha his posts defending Moyes are cringeworthy tbh. Take that tie against Fiorentina, he's completely omitting the fact that Moyes bottled the first leg and that's why we went out. Don't argue with me on the CL point though @Moomin you will lose!

Jesus Christ, are you lot still going on about what is and isn't the Champions league?

There's a whole world out there and the new Antonio podcast has dropped!

 

[Cels]

Great guess Cels lol

Nothing gets past me, mate