2025/26 David Moyes

[JobForTheMoyes]

@mods, any chance we could get some posting stats on who posts after wins versus after losses?
I’m fascinated by the Moyesettes briefly going into hibernation when Everton lose, only to re-emerge refreshed, optimistic, nay bombastic the moment we win again.
No judgement as football does strange things to us all.
Purely for curiosity and science, mainly for science though.

Yet Moyes has won away at Man Utd and Villa (in third) this season. Supposedly he can’t win away in these kind of matches.

 

[windymiller]

@mods, any chance we could get some posting stats on who posts after wins versus after losses?
I’m fascinated by the Moyesettes briefly going into hibernation when Everton lose, only to re-emerge refreshed, optimistic, nay bombastic the moment we win again.
No judgement as football does strange things to us all.
Purely for curiosity and science, mainly for science though.

A Moyesette? I like it, like a portmanteau of moist towelette!

 

[Big Sams Undies]

Yes, but how many are siginings by the clubs in our division? My point is our new signings are valued at more than the 130m we officially spent when you add the Grealish valuation. So to hold on to the 130m figure as evidence we were the 13th biggest spenders is disingenuous. In reality, we are about 11th if we take Grealish at 28m and 10th if we say 50m (which is what we were told City valued him at). So, setting 10th as a reasonable target or expectation when we are spending that and 5m a year on the joint-sixth highest paid manager in the league is not at all unreasonable.

You sound like Dyche mate…

“If you add a couple of wins in that, it doesn’t look bad”

Talking absolute dog poo.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Glasner seems like a car crash waiting to happen to me.

I worry about any manager that blows their lid at a club like Palace. They wouldn’t last five seconds in the absolute chaos bubble that is Everton.

 

[PercyPlant]

@mods, any chance we could get some posting stats on who posts after wins versus after losses?
I’m fascinated by the Moyesettes briefly going into hibernation when Everton lose, only to re-emerge refreshed, optimistic, nay bombastic the moment we win again.
No judgement as football does strange things to us all.
Purely for curiosity and science, mainly for science though.

I don’t think it’d be a fair test if I’m honest. When Everton lose I sulk, I’m upset and I have very little Interest in posting on the internet. Now, that may just be me. The more interesting request would be to evaluate who posts consistently after a loss and disappear after a win. That would really show who the trolls are.

Your above post makes it look like you’re upset Everton have won. I’m so sorry for your loss, pal. Thoughts are with you xx

 

[Amokachi1995]

He's got us firing in away matches. Needs to do something about the home form but surely that should be doable.

 

[Drico]

I worry about any manager that blows their lid at a club like Palace. They wouldn’t last five seconds in the absolute chaos bubble that is Everton.

He has form for burning bridges here in Germany...

 

[toffeeblue9]

He's got us firing in away matches. Needs to do something about the home form but surely that should be doable.

Easier when the more creative players are available. KDH and Ndiaye will be a big help in this regard.

 

[Street end man]

….the players must love playing for this fella, we need that extra year extension on his contract.

A lot of "blues" never liked him in his 30's....it's ramped up now he's in his 60's.

 

[Bedfordblue]

i stick to my guns all the time

Fair play Matty, you do indeed.

 

[Davideeyore]

A Moyesette? I like it, like a portmanteau of moist towelette!

Wasnt that a chocolate in the old Milk Tray?

Or was it noisette?

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Boss band name, can't believe no one has taken it yet

I'm sure Post Malone would love to have someone take the 'most Grammy Nominations without winning a Grammy' award away from him...

 

[windymiller]

Wasnt that a chocolate in the old Milk Tray?

Or was it noisette?

Noisette, they were lovely.

 

[Amokachi1995]

Easier when the more creative players are available. KDH and Ndiaye will be a big help in this regard.

Yes, agree. Although we have been a bit sketchy with those guys aswell. I think having a classic right back and a fast centre half will help with our attacking at home and holding a higher line.

 

[DanB90]

There’ll be a few big hitters looking for a manager come the end of the season.

We should probably think about sorting a new contract out for him.