Dating ...

[COYBL25]

A half century of fib-laden pages.

Well done again Frank.

Are you saying Nurse Ratchet is a figment of his imagination or possibly a lady who treats him in the local GUM clinic who he’s taken a shine to ?

 

[orly]

Are you saying Nurse Ratchet is a figment of his imagination or possibly a lady who treats him in the local GUM clinic who he’s taken a shine to ?

How odd, that was exactly what I was thinking.

 

[Frang]

A half century of fib-laden pages.

Well done again Frank.

Absolutely incorrect again weazel catcher...

 

[Brisan123]

Send one of your more interesting mates in your place.

I am not sure if this has been posted yet ,but why do you think frank has mates.

 

[Brisan123]

This is bad advice.

Exactly
Frank has no intention of spending money on his date

 

[Brisan123]

Question is she any good at repairing Dysons Frank lol

there is definitely a dirty joke in there.
I will read the rest of the thread to see if someone posted it
If not I will

 

[Brisan123]

And derelict building in the middle of nowhere

BMD???

 

[Brisan123]

....how times change, your date would never go the bar in my time.

Even now I would never let a lady go to the bar.

 

[Brisan123]

i'll be buying the couple of drinks we'll be having lads! lol

tap water with a dash of blackcurrant does not constitute a drink

 

[Brisan123]

I'm on page 3 and this is the greatest thread I have ever read. I cant wait to find out what happens! Got a horrible feeling shes going to turn out to be a psycho though!

This thread will go down in the annals of GOT history as a landmark thread
The day that GOT grew up to be an adult

 

[Brisan123]

Take her out for a nice meal, pay for it all even if she offers (it’s worth it), stay on after for a few drinks if she wants but not too many and definitely call it a night before midnight. Offer to walk her back/get her a cab. Message her when she’s home saying hope she got home safe, that you had a great time & if she wants you’d love to do it again sometime.

On the date just be yourself, maybe tell a few embarrassing stories to break the ice, be polite and courteous to the staff/people around you as girls pick up on things like that.

Dating isn’t complicated so don’t make it complicated.

Its Frank going on a date
You do know Frank ............

 

[larbert toffee]

This thread will go down in the anals of GOT history as a landmark thread
The day that GOT grew up to be an adult

Fixed it for you Brian she's probably that sort of girl.

 

[Nymzee]

Its Frank going on a date
You do know Frank ............

Too late Bri, this was a while back! He’s popped his cherry since.

 

[Brisan123]

If you need to escape at any point, please post your mobile number, so we can ring you with an " emergency ".

No one will abuse your number Frank, you have my word.

I don't think you can speak for @Bungle on this one

 

[Pootsy]

Smash her back door in Frank! That's a fella!