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A nurse?

Talk, in depth, about Enemas. All nurses love to talk about their enema experiences.

Also, do debate why the NHS is just hunky dory and all allied health professionals do is whinge. This is the real reason the NHS is failing be because proper doctors have to do all of the work.

Nail these and you are sorted.
 
Take her out for a nice meal, pay for it all even if she offers (it’s worth it), stay on after for a few drinks if she wants but not too many and definitely call it a night before midnight. Offer to walk her back/get her a cab. Message her when she’s home saying hope she got home safe, that you had a great time & if she wants you’d love to do it again sometime.

On the date just be yourself, maybe tell a few embarrassing stories to break the ice, be polite and courteous to the staff/people around you as girls pick up on things like that.

Dating isn’t complicated so don’t make it complicated.
 
Have you registered yet with the dogs trust?

I say this because any decent dog that arrives at the trust will usually be snapped up very quickly by someone who is registered, as they get first dibs.

no I haven't yet ... good thinking

*debates whetehr to take you off ignore for the sage advice

edit : doesn't look like I can register with the dogs trust?
 
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