Bluelass
Player Valuation: £8m
Brilliant Bluelass.![]()
I went to a girls' school and it would have been unthinkable to let one slip at any time in school.
If you were lucky, you might get sent on an errand which allowed you out of the classroom to roam deserted corridors when one could relieve the tension down below.

Roughage was the enemy -
they tell us not to fart then feed us sprouts and cabbage every day.
Sick bastards!