Cross dressing

[Jamo Martinez]

If your balls were constantly rubbing up against your Gooch, would one side of them end up shiny?

He'd get some swing out of it then.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I don't know but they seem to swinging away quite a lot more of late.

You beat me to it. Damn!

 

[malfosse]

Now that we have ventured into cricket analogies, I'm sure there's a joke about googlies out there.

 

[TippEverton]

Ask Frank Moloney, tweet him or something.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Best thread in ages.

Why not try a less adhesive tape?

Duck tape maybe.

Give us all a bit of time to go and experiment and we'll get back to you.

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

Best thread in ages.

Why not try a less adhesive tape?

Duck tape maybe.

Give us all a bit of time to go and experiment and we'll get back to you.

I toyed with using high tac masking tape, it had it's pro's and cons. It was easy enough to put a hole it if my missus wanted access to finger me, but it would not stick for very long with the lube almost always causing the tape to fall off.

 

[ilikecheese]

Just do a load of PCP and cut it off like that rapper did.

 

[ijjysmith]

Have you tired using your own man juice?

 

[Groucho]

What's a gooch?

Have I got one?

 

[ilikecheese]

What's a gooch?

Have I got one?

@Morag might put her foot in it if you don't shape up.

 

[roydo]

What's a gooch?

Have I got one?

Surprised if you still have mate. Or impressed with your "get out of bother" ability.

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

Just do a load of PCP and cut it off like that rapper did.

I don't do drugs pal.

 

[Milk]

I've got the long testicles bud, they obstruct entry. I need to get a Chinese finger trap or similar device where I could tie the other end to the back of my knickers. Don't know where I'd buy something like that though, and not sure how they're made.

Stick 'em up too then.

BTW, are you a silk or satin knicker wearer?

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

Stick 'em up too then.

BTW, are you a silk or satin knicker wearer?

I wear silk but I like my missus to pee in her satin draws. I'm not totally against satin myself but It just does not feel right for me.

 

[Elong]

I like the bit where he said "the missus" most.