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You can't gaffer tape your balls to Graeme without his permission. Trust me on this.To your what?
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You can't gaffer tape your balls to Graeme without his permission. Trust me on this.To your what?
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You can't gaffer tape your balls to Graeme without his permission. Trust me on this.
Have you tried sticking your old man up your chuff Charlie? That should hold your plums .. unless wearing ladies underwear gives you a horn of course
I don't know but they seem to swinging away quite a lot more of late.If your balls were constantly rubbing up against your Gooch, would one side of them end up shiny?
I'm alright like, you?Are you ok mate?
I've got the long testicles bud, they obstruct entry. I need to get a Chinese finger trap or similar device where I could tie the other end to the back of my knickers. Don't know where I'd buy something like that though, and not sure how they're made.
I'm alright like, you?
I don't know but they seem to swinging away quite a lot more of late.
Are you accusing me of ball tampering?Maybe using some chewed up jelly beans might help with both the in-swing and sticking Graham to somewhere?
Just some sincere advice chuck, the tomfoolery is funny too though.I'm good, what are you after mate?
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