Cross dressing

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To your what?

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You can't gaffer tape your balls to Graeme without his permission. Trust me on this.
 
Have you tried sticking your old man up your chuff Charlie? That should hold your plums .. unless wearing ladies underwear gives you a horn of course

I've got the long testicles bud, they obstruct entry. I need to get a Chinese finger trap or similar device where I could tie the other end to the back of my knickers. Don't know where I'd buy something like that though, and not sure how they're made.
 
I've got the long testicles bud, they obstruct entry. I need to get a Chinese finger trap or similar device where I could tie the other end to the back of my knickers. Don't know where I'd buy something like that though, and not sure how they're made.

Like Shaun? Could be a problem that, from what I have heard.
 
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