My mate , I get it . I do .
However , can I please remind the Congregation of the 3 most important words in the English Language ;
WE ARE EVERTON . Nothing , and I DO mean NOTHING , EVER goes that easy .
NEVER . If it does , head for the bunker , 'cause one mufuka of a whirlwind is heading our way .
No [Poor language removed] .
Please , WE KNOW it's close , but let's NOT become Man City , Villa , RS , etc , and talk about it . Far better to say fuk all , and wait and see . The up-side of said strategy being , the ability to rip the piss outta ANYONE else , whilst maintaining one's decorum .
Oh , and avoiding yet another , oh , so close heartbreak .
Anyway , those are my feelings .