Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Connor]

Christ, how is your luck?

Some Ajax player has been in a coma for 2 years and 9 months; wakes up today.

Christ, today? I was over there not long after it happened – mad atmosphere around the stadium and that.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Cummings will die, not eat anything natural in 10 years.

Eh?

 

[peteblue]

Is it just me who was let down by the fact that COBRA just simply means the following ...

Cabinet Office Breifing Room A

Anyway back on topic, millions of people in the county will already have corona without knowing it. It's already been mentioned but things like using a trolley/a basket at the supermarkets, these aren't wiped or washed down. Imagine how many millions of people have used trolleys/baskets over the past week or so, especially during the panick buying phase. Terrifying when you think about little things like that.

Good job all those panic buyers have got lots of bog roll then.....

 

[peteblue]

Eh?

drugs I expect....

 

[roydo]

Christ, today? I was over there not long after it happened – mad atmosphere around the stadium and that.

Apparently so. Talksport labelled it a "Good News" item in their 1.00pm news slot.

Not so sure me.

 

[coollino]

Eh?

if he gets it, look at him. Noodles for the last 25 years

 

[Toast]

Hahaha crabs is fair enough pal, though start worrying and quizzing your partner....if you start itching to...

If you had to sit and listen to them everyday you would feel the same. Currently set up a bouncy castle in his garden and treating it all like a holiday.
This week's pearler " I can't believe I can't take all the family out to the countryside in the car anymore ! "

They have NEVER all been out together in the car, let alone go the countryside.

 

[Sentinel]

Have to worry about those outside New York if this spreads, into down town USA, dysfunctional health care system will be laid bare if rest of the world is any comparison.

A lot of those folks headed to Florida, coupled with the spring breakers. I don't think it takes Nostradamus to surmise that the epicenter could be moving south imminently.

 

[Walken]

Christ, how is your luck?

Some Ajax player has been in a coma for 2 years and 9 months; wakes up today.

Good lord, is he functioning?

 

[summerisle]

Need Patel, Sunak, and Hopkins for house here

Michael Gove for a line.

 

[peteblue]

Good lord, is he functioning?

Well he’s faster than Siggy....

 

[navidson]

Is anybody starting to think that a huge chunk of the population have already had/currently have this?

The missus was off sick for 2 days this week (not taken a sickie in almost a decade) and now I feel as rough as a bear's arse

 

[roydo]

Good lord, is he functioning?

No idea. Was a 5 second item that he woke up today.

 

[Paris]

Is anybody starting to think that a huge chunk of the population have already had/currently have this?

The missus was off sick for 2 days this week (not taken a sickie in almost a decade) and now I feel as rough as a bear's arse

I know for absolute fact* that I've already had it.

*=May not be a fact

 

[tsubaki]

Cummings will die, not eaten anything natural in 10 years.

seen fleeing from Downing Street apparently, like a fourteenth century rat whose Genoese trading ship is going to leave in five minutes