Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[summerisle]

Listen Robinson you tit, what are you babbling on about a wartime leader. It's not an effin' war, De Piffle's hasn't been away, and he couldn't lead a dog to his own vomit. Coruscating journalist you 'aint, more a blood sucking flea on the backside of De Piffle.

Rant over, Up the Toffees

 

[Goat]

The Wife was back in work today.

The girl in her work was taken to hospital on Friday 3 weeks after her first symptoms.

They said she now has permanent lung damage.

She is 31 years old doesn't smoke and was very fit and healthy.

This thing is real folks

FFS, Chinese whispers.

The missus just spoke to the girl personally and thankfully she doesn't have any lung damage, just fatigue currently.

 

[Big Sams Undies]

Since when was "throw in the sponge" a saying?

 

[BlueStevie35]

Hospital figures - 44 deaths were announced today, 3 down on yesterday and 18 up on last Wednesday. 43 deaths were in English hospitals, one down on yesterday and 20 up on last week with all occurring in the past 10 days. The 7 day rolling average rises to 30.71

All settings - for the 28 day cut off, 71 deaths were announced today, the same total as yesterday and 34 up on last Wednesday. The 7 day rolling average rises to 40.14

For the 60 day cut off, 72 deaths were announced today, down 10 on yesterday’s eventual announced total of 82 and up 15 on last Wednesday. The 7 day rolling average rises to 44.86

For the legacy/no cut off, 115 deaths were announced today, down 27 on yesterday’s eventual announced total of 142 and up 28 on last Wednesday. The 7 day rolling average rises to 83.71

 

[zzr45]

Listen Robinson you tit, what are you babbling on about a wartime leader. It's not an effin' war, De Piffle's hasn't been away, and he couldn't lead a dog to his own vomit. Coruscating journalist you 'aint, more a blood sucking flea on the backside of De Piffle.

Rant over, Up the Toffees

It’s great when people miss subtle p*ss taking.

 

[summerisle]

It’s great when people miss subtle p*ss taking.

If that's subtle satire's dead.

 

[davek]

It’s great when people miss subtle p*ss taking.

It's not subtle, it's an arse lick.

 

[zzr45]

It's not subtle, it's an arse lick.

If that's subtle satire's dead.

Honestly, if you don’t get the mockery coming through the reference to war time leader or the quoting of the completely aphasic phrase of throwing in the sponge I’m not quite sure you should be commenting on matters.

it’s pretty clear he’s painting Johnson as a fool playing a role.

 

[summerisle]

Honestly, if you don’t get the mockery coming through the reference to war time leader or the quoting of the completely aphasic phrase of throwing in the sponge I’m not quite sure you should be commenting on matters.

it’s pretty clear he’s painting Johnson as a fool playing a role.

Bugger off, you're not my dad.

 

[zzr45]

Bugger off, you're not my dad.

I didn’t claim to be. I just thought it was pretty funny watching you go off on a rant based on something you pretended you understood from Twitter. Again.

 

[navidson]

Honestly, if you don’t get the mockery coming through the reference to war time leader or the quoting of the completely aphasic phrase of throwing in the sponge I’m not quite sure you should be commenting on matters.

it’s pretty clear he’s painting Johnson as a fool playing a role.

He works for the BBC - he isn't being sarcastic

 

[summerisle]

I didn’t claim to be. I just thought it was pretty funny watching you go off on a rant based on something you pretended you understood from Twitter. Again.

Satire isn't dead then.

 

[orly]

Bugger off, you're not my dad.

Are you sure you weren't just copy pasted from somewhere rather than born?

 

[summerisle]

Are you sure you weren't just copy pasted from somewhere rather than born?

How would I know ?

 

[LinekersLegs]