Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Cheers God, so we have to pay for a no deal Brexit AND the Covid recession? Why not just give us climate change while you're at it as something else we can thank the elderly for.

Our pain will be short lived brother Bruce. The eternal lake of fire the boomers have earned will be a just reward for destroying our economy and our planet.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Our pain will be short lived brother Bruce. The eternal lake of fire the boomers have earned will be a just reward for destroying our economy and our planet.

I bet by the time I get to heaven there won't be any virgins left or three-bed houses or whatever else you're supposed to get in heaven.

 

[Tea_drinker]

I ate a lamb and I didn’t get Covid or Swine Flu X.

Of course you didn't. It appears as all of these illnesses arise from the meat industries though. That cant be denied.

 

[peteblue]

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Cheers God, so we have to pay for a no deal Brexit AND the Covid recession? Why not just give us climate change while you're at it as something else we can thank the elderly for.

Moan, moan, moan......any minute now God will be accused of being a racist.....

 

[peteblue]

Our pain will be short lived brother Bruce. The eternal lake of fire the boomers have earned will be a just reward for destroying our economy and our planet.

Just to make certain, if I start feeling unwell I‘m going to burn everything I own, leave you lot nothing and hopefully the smoke will put the final nail into the climate......

 

[Barnfred 55]

Just gets a bit tedious seeing you blokes squabbling.

It's even worse when you only see one side of the argument

 

[Goat]

Of course you didn't. It appears as all of these illnesses arise from the meat industries though. That cant be denied.

Oh look you shag plants.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

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Moan, moan, moan......any minute now God will be accused of being a racist.....

He was clearly biased towards the cheese makers to be fair.

 

[COYBL25]

I bet by the time I get to heaven there won't be any virgins left or three-bed houses or whatever else you're supposed to get in heaven.

You won`t be getting in, as Dave will be sat at the pearly gates, with a mug of tea and a copy of the Morning Star, with a list of how many times you went out for an unnecessary bike ride and how many times you visited those purveyors of death in licensed premises during the pandemic.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

You won`t be getting in, as Dave will be sat at the pearly gates, with a mug of tea and a copy of the Morning Star, with a list of how many times you went out for an unnecessary bike ride and how many times you visited those purveyors of death in licensed premises during the pandemic.

Left to carve a statue of Lech Walesa with a toothpick as penance.

 

[paultheblue]

You won`t be getting in, as Dave will be sat at the pearly gates, with a mug of tea and a copy of the Morning Star, with a list of how many times you went out for an unnecessary bike ride and how many times you visited those purveyors of death in licensed premises during the pandemic.

 

[Tea_drinker]

Oh look you shag plants.

A comment without point or humour. Congratulations.

 

[BlueStevie35]

NHS have announced the daily figure as 41 for today, 18 up on yesterday (as is norm being the data catch up day) and 10 down on last Tuesday. This makes 19 days running that hospital figures have been below 100. In English hospitals 37 have sadly passed, up 18 on yesterday and 9 down on last week with 29 occurring in the past 10 days. The actual 24 hour figure for English hospitals is 5

 

[Bruce Wayne]

NHS have announced the daily figure as 41 for today, 18 up on yesterday (as is norm being the data catch up day) and 10 down on last Tuesday. This makes 19 days running that hospital figures have been below 100. In English hospitals 37 have sadly passed, up 18 on yesterday and 9 down on last week with 29 occurring in the past 10 days. The actual 24 hour figure for English hospitals is 5

We need some kind of bong to announce your arrival each afternoon mate.

 

[zzr45]

A comment without point or humour. Congratulations.

Shagging plants is a serious matter.