Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Nymzee]

Question time, belting.

 

[davek]

Remember that time you drove to Barnard Castle but not to go see Barnard Castle.

Just parked up and all three went for a slash in the woods.

Nothing to see here. Move on.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I got steaming in the boozer the other day and drove home to check if it was ok for me to drive

 

[LinekersLegs]

Remember that time you drove to Barnard Castle but not to go see Barnard Castle.

Tbf if he couldn’t see the castle that would have given him a good answer about whether his eyesight was good enough to drive.

 

[Toast]

Kunsberg stood there with her hands in her pockets.
Sake.

Asked solid question though.

 

[Tubey]

Even Kuenssberg looking at him with contempt.

He's toast.

 

[Blue Juice]

We talked on the phone but we were both so ill I cant remember what was said lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

 

[PhilM]

Testing his eyesight is absolute gold. Get the hell outta here you Machiavellian ballbag.

Mr Cummings relatives two hundred years ago. "My eye sight was terrible, but I wanted to test my eyesight so I got a gun and shot at some peasants."

 

[coollino]

And then

And then

And then

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Kussenberg goes first

Because of course she does

 

[tsubaki]

Imagine being a Tory who went on TV over the past weekend to tell us all he is a master strategist.

 

[Nymzee]

Tbf if he couldn’t see the castle that would have given him a good answer about whether his eyesight was good enough to drive.

"Looks like a Pizza Hut to me love, we'd best stay longer."

 

[jaycee]

Its like when you regret asking your kid how school was

 

[ramacca]

Jackanory, jackanory Pinocchio's nose is going to poke the camera over.

 

[Tubey]

"Exceptional circumstances"...

Thousands upon thousands of people had more exceptional circumstances than that - the absolute contempt this tosser has for society...