Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[efcste97]

So he was spotted then was he?

 

[Mcdrewson]

What an utter blert

 

[roydo]

I couldnt give this level of detail about what I did this morning, let alone weeks ago.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Hahaha he's admitted he went to the place he was spotted.

Everything in the papers was true.

He's done.

It was on his father's estate!

I want the person who spotted him done for trespassing!

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Going on a trip to test whether he could drive safely. I just saw his nose grow.

 

[Blues Harp]

Tales of the riverbank eh? oh dear. When is the DVD/Film coming out?

 

[Jebus_lives]

The phrasing here is soooooo refined. Presumably gone through the solicitors many many times.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Going on a trip to test whether he could drive safely. I just saw his nose grow.

It's absolutely pathetic this.

 

[Brennan]

Hahaha he's admitted he went to the place he was spotted.

Everything in the papers was true.

He's done.

Not what he just said ? Or did I mishear

 

[Toast]

Kid goes into the woods for a piss and a play. Awesome stuff this.

Dom should have said he pissed in a bottle.

Everyone would have sympathised.

 

[Tubey]

It was on his father's estate!

I want the person who spotted him done for trespassing!

No he admitted he drove to Barnard Castle.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

We just nipped out 30 miles to Barnard Castle on my wife’s birthday to see if I was OK to drive lol

Oh please.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Ha Ha Ha.

The Barnard Castle trip is pure comedy gold.

I can't watch him mate, has he just admitted he was there

 

[tsubaki]

Corbyn has put a spy in the Johnson government, hasn't he?

 

[Tubey]

Not what he just said ?

I believe he's trying to claim he was in Barnard Castle on a different date, will have to watch back.