Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[zzr45]

You are already in the British top 100 rankings then.
Nice one mate.

Do I get anything for it?

 

[Walken]

honestly ? He literally said nothing like nothing

That clearly appeals to the masses, especially if its in a nine word or less slogan. Like their leader they can't stomach details

 

[john jako]

I’m off to play Tennis with my missus now. Just need to find a tennis court, racket and appreciation for tennis.

Tory

 

[daza_1973]

What about the furlough boris?
Stick, twist or bust?

 

[Nymzee]

Lives up in barrow though and I have to get the train to see her.

As a resident of Barrow please stay away we're having a rough time as it is with this virus.

 

[Toast]

Clearly the definition of a fine orator has changed to one long mumbled jowl noise and some bigotry

I'm no fan, but having seen some of the clowns on the daily briefings, he's head and shoulders above them.
Best orator ever was a Nazi, but that's off topic completely.

I listened and understood the points being made. I'm just an average fella.
It's a tough gig for anyone to get a message across to a wide spectrum of the public.

 

[Milkman]

unlikely as shops are all shut

I was thinking more construction workers cramming into train carriages.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

He's being very wishy washy here in regards to what people can do. I expect lots and lots of people doing the wrong thing.

Yeah there needs to be absolute clarity on that front

 

[DrEFC]

When can I go and see my bird boris la

Be a man and get her to move in.
Edit: Nevermind, I've just read she's from Barrow.

 

[Brennan]

This thread is so depressing.

 

[Deckard2049]

Anyone fancy moving to New Zealand and setting up a gym?

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

Can I ask, when he announced the three stages, is this the initial 3 and he will announce more stages in 3 weeks? So stages 4, 5 and 6?

Not sure if gyms are in stage 3.

 

[Kev The Rat]

I was thinking more construction workers cramming into train carriages.

been happening already tbf. ive not met one tradesman turn down a job all through this.

 

[peteblue]

You're turning out to be a gibbering idiot. WTF are you talking about now? It's like seeing some basket case staggering about dressed in a bin liner and screaming about aliens.

I’m talking about the origination of the virus, the place of origination, the attempt by the Chinese government to hide and pretend that the virus was not transmittable person to person, that they have cynically hidden and destroyed evidence about the origination of the virus, and the economic and political bullying they are employing on Australia and the EU.

You on the other hand are calling our own government murderers, are deliberately avoiding accepting the role of China, and something about bin liners, aliens, and gibberish idiots.......

 

[Toast]

Do I get anything for it?

Fred Perry sponsorship.
Still nice clobber.