Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[davek]

Soon the time for Quarantine....maybe a few weeks because the virus will wait for us.

Utter tit.

 

[Toast]

He said there going back to school????

Reception.
Years 1 & 6
After half term in May.

 

[Nymzee]

I hope this info is posted out in simple bullet points of do's and don't's.

 

[Harryflashman]

He can then blame the public for being stupid.

it seems glaringly obvious he sees vagueness as his friend to blame tragedy on those who didn’t follow ‘the plan ‘. Which doesn’t seem to have been laid out

sorry this is dreadful PR BS

 

[LocalNative]

Sorry, I'm hearing:

Dont break the lockdown...but do get back to work.

Play sports, but stay apart.


What a 'kin nobhead.

Clear as mud...which is what he and his fellow killers want to get the economy up again and cap the debt.

Yeah this is as clear as mud, pretty ridiculous during a TV slot.

Putting on his best Churchill impression here too, the buffoon.

 

[john jako]

Reception.
Years 1 & 6
After half term in May.

Crap, mines in nursery and year 2.

 

[dead_soft]

Absolutely Iannucci at points.

 

[Charro]

When can I go and see my bird boris la

 

[Harryflashman]

Yeah this is as clear as mud, pretty ridiculous during a TV slot.

Putting on his best Churchill impression here too, the buffoon.

this .

you’ve summed it up

 

[Toast]

When can I go and see my bird boris la

Now it would seem.

 

[Tea_drinker]

So no change. A completely pointless speech.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Not his biggest fan or of the tories in general but thought he spoke well there.

Get through these next few weeks and hope the idiots dont let people down and maybe small businesses can start up from June.

 

[Nymzee]

Right so what I've taken from this is:

- We've ran out of money to furlough so get back to work but avoid public transport, sharing vehicles, don't sit near anyone etc.
- You can go outside for the whole day, sit in the sunshine, do what you want but stay away from people.
- Set up a 5-a-side tournament within your own house.

 

[zzr45]

I’m off to play Tennis with my missus now. Just need to find a tennis court, racket and appreciation for tennis.

 

[ToffeeTim]

No dates?

No actual document?