You're genuinely the only person I've ever seen who didn't like it.
That said, doesn't mean you deserve invalidation. Different strokes and all that. There are plenty of games most people love which I don't like.
I am curious though if there's something in particular you didn't like. And how far did you actually get into it? The initial area seems like a meaty part of the game but it's a glorified tutorial and pales in comparison to sailing around Skellige etc.
I think it's just a game where you need to put serious time into it and I don't really have that.
It was very very 'talky' and found that if you skip the dialogue I had no idea what was going on so you sort of had to listen it. Didn't think much to the voice acting either. But that's not major of course.
As I say, I could tell it was a good game but not something I could ever be arsed to put time into when I could just load up The Show and enjoy myself a million times more.
Oh and the horse was a spaz. And the card game is something I'd never ever enjoy.