Computer games.



In the latest installment of "Layne hates the games you love" we'll be discussing Nier:Automata

Pros:
Are in you to anime porn? Then this is for you. Seconds in you see glimpses of thigh of our scantily clad heroine and she's dress like a goth whore with thigh high stiletto boots and gaps to show chest in what little material covers her.

Does your square button feel neglected? Not with this game, smash the 'ker like it's a fat bird and you're paralytic.

Did you like the episode on Futurama where Fry thought he was a robot and attacked the crazy Roberto Robot? Then have I got a constantly repeating bad guy for you.

Do you love that horrid Japanese noise that's a cross between Bjork singing and a cat on fire? Crank that volume friend

Amazing cut scenes and natural dialogue that may have you getting distracted thinking you're watching a movie, if that movie was a poorly dubbed Hong Kong kung fu movie from the 80s.

Ever been playing a game and thought "Hey why doesn't the camera move and my perspective change mid-jump?". Wonder no more.

Cons:
None



More reviews as I wade through these Demos.
 
In the latest installment of "Layne hates the games you love" we'll be discussing Nier:Automata

Pros:
Are in you to anime porn? Then this is for you. Seconds in you see glimpses of thigh of our scantily clad heroine and she's dress like a goth whore with thigh high stiletto boots and gaps to show chest in what little material covers her.

Does your square button feel neglected? Not with this game, smash the 'ker like it's a fat bird and you're paralytic.

Did you like the episode on Futurama where Fry thought he was a robot and attacked the crazy Roberto Robot? Then have I got a constantly repeating bad guy for you.

Do you love that horrid Japanese noise that's a cross between Bjork singing and a cat on fire? Crank that volume friend

Amazing cut scenes and natural dialogue that may have you getting distracted thinking you're watching a movie, if that movie was a poorly dubbed Hong Kong kung fu movie from the 80s.

Ever been playing a game and thought "Hey why doesn't the camera move and my perspective change mid-jump?". Wonder no more.

Cons:
None



More reviews as I wade through these Demos.

Hahaha. I am a bad anime weirdo so it's just my cup of tea. It's proper @heatmeiser

That said I think you're being a tad harsh on some elements. The real enemy isn't a person, it's more of a theme. And it's not really a button masher; turn the difficulty up and you've got to shoot, slash and dodge like multitasking ninja. Also in regards to cutscenes etc, it had a really small budget so I think they did a great job with what they had.
 

Hahaha. I am a bad anime weirdo so it's just my cup of tea. It's proper @heatmeiser

That said I think you're being a tad harsh on some elements. The real enemy isn't a person, it's more of a theme. And it's not really a button masher; turn the difficulty up and you've got to shoot, slash and dodge like multitasking ninja. Also in regards to cutscenes etc, it had a really small budget so I think they did a great job with what they had.

I'm a changed person since I found Faith.

Speaking of which, she should get getting back from Thailand any day now.
 
anyone got 'prey'? the demo storyline was really good, but i fear the initial story will be good and the game /rest of the story will be a let down

also the graphics are a bit poor..
 
In the latest installment of "Layne hates the games you love" we'll be discussing Nier:Automata

Pros:
Are in you to anime porn? Then this is for you. Seconds in you see glimpses of thigh of our scantily clad heroine and she's dress like a goth whore with thigh high stiletto boots and gaps to show chest in what little material covers her.

Does your square button feel neglected? Not with this game, smash the 'ker like it's a fat bird and you're paralytic.

Did you like the episode on Futurama where Fry thought he was a robot and attacked the crazy Roberto Robot? Then have I got a constantly repeating bad guy for you.

Do you love that horrid Japanese noise that's a cross between Bjork singing and a cat on fire? Crank that volume friend

Amazing cut scenes and natural dialogue that may have you getting distracted thinking you're watching a movie, if that movie was a poorly dubbed Hong Kong kung fu movie from the 80s.

Ever been playing a game and thought "Hey why doesn't the camera move and my perspective change mid-jump?". Wonder no more.

Cons:
None



More reviews as I wade through these Demos.
I want to subscribe to this.;)
 
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@AdamDex

EDIT: FFS just press reply to view the GIF - can't be arsed finding a smaller version
 

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