Common wisdom/theories

[Eggs]

Just add "to do it" makes 13 straight away.

.....very good.

 

[Jags]

.....very good.

They're both 4 mate

 

[Abertonian]

Idiots take longer to go through the Self-scan SPEED checkouts than if they went to the normal ones .
Usually clever people , too . Two simple rules ..1...Beep , 2...Bag

Self service checkouts always require the assistance of a supermarket worker

 

[McBain]

Rich people make poor humans.

 

[chrismpw]

Old Men in hats are the worst drivers. Doubly true if they are behind the wheel of a Rover

I drive a P6 and, being bald, often wear a hat. As I get older, I'm convinced I'm becoming worse - so this must be true.

 

[chrismpw]

Using your hazard lights renders your car invisible when parked illegally.

I thought using hazard lights means "It's OK - this is a BMW - I'm allowed to stop here"

 

[verreauxi]

Republicans often don't use turn signals when driving.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

99% of football commentators are contractually obliged to talk shoite.

 

[carlos21]

99% of football commentators are contractually obliged to talk shoite.

I agree with you there mate how are you today.

 

[SerenityNigh]

I have a theory that all threads here descend into anti Martinez propaganda eventually.

Who said anything about Hitler?

 

[SerenityNigh]

well the 1 year old will soon be getting out of your sights, Mark my words. You should tell her to sort it out.

Or he could check the bath before going to bed, but who can be arsed saving their own child from drowning?

 

[SerenityNigh]

I thought using hazard lights means "It's OK - this is a BMW - I'm allowed to stop here"

I thought the hazards on BMWs were to compensate for lack of attention when the car is not driving. Is it not a driver insecurity feature?

 

[Ashtonian]

If a group of highly intelligent doctors arrived at a pedestrian crossing , it will take them 4.2 years to figure out how to get acrross the road safely

 

[KopitesAreGobshi+es22]

6 in 1, half dozen in the other.

 

[Ashtonian]

6 in 1, half dozen in the other.

sure the thread theme has sailed right over your head here lol