Where did I patronise them? I gave them their due. You bad quims decided to go all kopite and try to look down your nose at them because they're not flavour of OPTA Joe.
Nothing from Topman fits me anymore you hideous beast. Did I say I've lived in a Communist country? ALL OF THEM. Apart from North Korea, [Poor language removed] that like.
You're flipping off your capitalist masters with one hand but we both know your lips are still attached to the corporate teat, mate and you're sucking like you've found oil.
The Tim Lovejoy demi-fans all love Stoke for the same reason they love everton. They get the occassional draw against arsenal so they can pat themselves on the back about how tough and competive the league is but they're not actually good enough to actually challenge for a trophy.
"Plucky old stoke, eh. Play to their strengths, eh. Always a tough game, eh. Punch above their weight, eh. Not roll over like a spanish crap team, eh."
And that's as far as it goes. Never mind that they've actually spent **** loads of money on crap like Adam and Palacios. Never mind that finishing in the bottom half every year after having spent that much is actually really underachieving. Never mind all that because that would take actually paying attention to them rather than just patting them on the head for somehow not being relegated while not being from london. They'd much prefer it if all us unfashinable lot kept kicking the crap out of them and not actually trying to play. It means they'll win all the trophies.