Cock of the Dock

[windymiller]

Is this the GOT equivalent of who's dad is the hardest?

 

[Bedfordblue]

Saw abit of this from Harrison Armstrong on Matty Cash on Sunday, but didn’t mind putting a foot in on El Captitan when introduced to 1st team training too.

 

[OlDirtyBluenose]

First thought was Tarky, but big Jake would fold the whole team one after the other I reckon.

Tarky gives it the big one but Jake just knows.

 

[Simo]

Wot no Moyesy... pretty sure he'd run onto the pitch and head butt someone, possibly the ref

 

[DanB90]

Wot no Moyesy... pretty sure he'd run onto the pitch and head butt someone, possibly the ref

Yeah old school Glaswegian centre half.

He could defo scrap, like.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Yeah old school Glaswegian centre half.

He could defo scrap, like.

I fancy my chances like. Would smash his bowl of porridge right into his dial.

 

[DanB90]

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I fancy my chances like. Would smash his bowl of porridge right into his dial.

He’d have that wiry smackhead strength going on by the looks of it.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

He’d have that wiry smackhead strength going on by the looks of it.

Aye a slippery customer no doubt. Cold and slimy to touch. High pain threshold after years of pulling out his teeth with scruffy bits of twine.