tommye
Player Valuation: £120m
Are you a lawyer?So am I!!! Doesn't help me with the one-liners.
Are you a lawyer?So am I!!! Doesn't help me with the one-liners.
No, but everyone I knew told me to be one. Dodged that silver bullet.Are you a lawyer?
@YoboCopterDoesn't help me with the one-liners.
Are you saying cocaine solves the problem?
Every problem, apparently.Are you saying cocaine solves the problem?
Never tried, and a good mate of mine says all it does is activate your whole fight-or-flight system.Every problem, apparently.
The copter is your man, sounds like your mate was on the bash, a few lines of the primo have you thinking like Einstein allegedly....Never tried, and a good mate of mine says all it does is activate your whole fight-or-flight system.
No thanks. Been married once.
Unnecessary. *mic drop*The copter is your man, sounds like your mate was on the bash, a few lines of the primo have you thinking like Einstein allegedly....
Once?Never tried, and a good mate of mine says all it does is activate your whole fight-or-flight system.
No thanks. Been married once.
Once?
Even the best divorce lawyers can't take that.So there's this guy I knew by way of golf. He was getting divorced for the fourth time, and I swear to God I said, "You're one short of a basketball team."
Thankfully, he has a sense of humor.
I’ve removed my own ribs to allow self felatio
I had really good divorce lawyers. That job does bad things to human beings, though. I think the guy used to have a sense of humor. Less sure about her.Even the best divorce lawyers can't take that.![]()
I have been approached by the Clique to say for the next 24 hours they will be doing tryouts to find a new member to join the illustrious secret group of elite members.
Now, within 200 words please state why you should join.
Good luck people.
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