Clique tryouts

[Moomin]

I have been approached by the Clique to say for the next 24 hours they will be doing tryouts to find a new member to join the illustrious secret group of elite members.

Now, within 200 words please state why you should join.

Good luck people.

 

[LostLegend]

I’ve slept with another human being so unfortunately I’m ineligible.

Good luck tho.

 

[Moomin]

I’ve slept with another human being so unfortunately I’m ineligible.

Good luck tho.

Chi..... the Clique has said they have slept with plenty of women.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

I’m willing to debase myself to untold extremes in order to win the approval of internet strangers.

 

[chrismpw]

I wouldn't want to belong to any clique that would have me as a member.

 

[DavidH]

I wouldn't want to belong to any clique that demand to see my member.

 

[SJB]

I moved out of my mum and dad's house 20 years ago so I don't meet the requirements to join.

 

[Rita_Poon]

"I'm the clique"

 

[The binman chronicles]

Are we talking about the fit birds in Boots that sell beauty products? Else I'm out.

 

[TommyDavo]

"I'm the clique"

Looks like the one bit of truth in the thread

 

[Shevin Keedy]

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

I've never slept with a woman, I like real ale and Sci fi movies. I'm overweight and very fond of chicken nuggets. That must make me a shoo in

 

[malfosse]

I'm an upstanding member . . .

 

[DavidH]

I'm an upstanding member . . .

You mean your members upstanding

 

[Rita_Poon]

I propose fast edds to be grand high chancellor, not just of the clique but of the universe also. Let this golden era begin post-haste.