Cleaned Up Terrace Songs

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

Run run whoever you may be,
We are the famous EFC,
And we'll sort our differences whoever you may be,
Cos we are the reasonable EFC.
RUN RUN etc....

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Run run whoever you may be,
We are the famous EFC,
And we'll sort our differences over a cup of tea.
Cos we are the reasonable EFC.
RUN RUN etc....

Even more polite

 

[Yid4life]

My old man said be a Woolwich fan
I said go away, testicles, you are a woman's genitalia

 

[Yid4life]

Oi, Sol Campbell
(Judas)
I wanna know
why you're such an unreasonable chap

 

[Blue 1]

Ian Rush
Has got a rather large nose.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Oi, Sol Campbell
(Judas)
I wanna know
why you're such an unreasonable chap

We're all having a party...when Sol Campbell steps on a Lego.

 

[Alan Whittle]

We scored five,
They scored none,
Brighton take it all very well considering.

 

[Alan Whittle]

Ian Wright's parentage is dubious
He cannot find any documentation to prove it.
He has an unpleasant serious disease
He plays for Arsenal and was born out of wedlock.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Sol, Sol, wherever you may be,
You're not a very nice person and you have no friends and we don't like you.

 

[larbert toffee]

You're going home in a very nice ambulance.

 

[anton66]

Who's the single mother's son in the black.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

The referee touches himself.

 

[FOXINPEACE]

Does your same sex partner know you’re here?

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

Some fantastic answers my friends. I'm so glad I started this thread!
How's this one.

'He's not very well off for a southerner.
On his face there are traces of blood.
He makes me feel nauseous,
So I advise him to be cautious,
Now he's given up singing for good.'

Sorry! I couldn't help myself.

 

[larbert toffee]

Keegan married a cleaning lady.