Cleaned Up Terrace Songs

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

Indulge me if you will my friends.
Purely for my amusement, I often like to 'clean up' terrace songs that are either offensive, have swearing in, or both.
If anybody wants to join in, here's one to start with for Blues of a certain age.

'He shot.
He missed.
He must be very drunk, Graeme Sharp, Graeme Sharp'.

I never said I made them rhyme!
Any takers?

 

[ijjysmith]

THE REFEREE’S A BANKER

 

[wilfjacko]

Ooh it's a corner.

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

THE REFEREE’S A BANKER

Great one and thanks for playing ijjy.
(Isn't 'banker' an offensive term since 2008?)

 

[Kurt.]

For cough Jurgen Klopp

 

[KaiserEFC]

“I do wish you would turn once in a while Ross, there’s a good chap”

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

"You're going home in a Nissan Micra"

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

How about this one for those Chelsea Neanderthals.
'You're gonna get severe head injuries!'

 

[goodisonopheliac]

'We don't care what the stupid red things say. What the fudge do we care?'

Also: 'Ste Gerrard, Gerrard, he slipped on his...rear end.'

“I do wish you would turn once in a while Ross, there’s a good chap”

If he signs for Fulham, this will actually be a thing.

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

Barkley subs for Chelsea so he will have absolutely no idea where Fulham is!

 

[anton66]

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside.....4 cough McMahon.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Man United fans:
Romelu Lukaku
He's our Belgian scoring genius
And he's a very handsome man as well.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Kenny Dogleish is a heterosexual

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Oh jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy mis-timed tackle case

 

[SantaClausisanEvertonian]

Oh jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy mis-timed tackle case

Oh I love this one AB!
I wish I'd thought of it Sir. Good call.