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Player Valuation: £50m
Torture.
It would melt on the mantlepieceWhy do we need a Caramel Cup anyway?
The football gods hate Everton.
Get a gripCannot defend. Cannot score.
Unsworth cannot polish turds and I don't think anyone could with this lot.
I hope they don't go down as that would be the end, but it looks very likely.
maybe not
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