Confirmed Signing Cenk Tosun

[Bungle]

Not really.

Can you release his ip and e-mail address please Ray

 

[PhilEFC]

Oğuzhan is pure quality but also lazy, not quite hardworking as u might like to see...

He’ll fit right in with our midfield then, as long as he doesn’t tackle.

 

[cArsi]

Can you release his ip and e-mail address please Ray

You gonna order him some kebabs?

 

[Death]

A legend before he set foot on the pitch.

 

[Royalbm1]

It's absolutely brilliant isn't it, 50 pages today alone

And it just keeps giving! Best signing ever this lad just because of this thread.. Never change GOT lol

 

[PhilEFC]

Sure lets get Tasha from Atomic Kitten on a megaphone in the Gwladys singing it, while the other 2 slags nosh off everyone from row AA backwards in sight. EVERTONNNNNNN aren't we! Smash these rats tomorrow! lol

If that happens, I’m moving seats to the Gwladys.

 

[Bungle]

You gonna order him some kebabs?

Oh wow, the Turks have turned on each other

 

[Penno]

We need to adapt "Come together" for him.

 

[sharkey1001]

Sharkey?!?!?!?!

Sorry lid. Was mildly amusing though! I'll re-phrase in future

 

[Toffeeslam]

Current Turkish stereotypes that we should prob avoid - baths, shaves, coffee, delight

Nothing like a Turkish coffee to wake you up

 

[OnlyBlueWillDo]

You gonna order him some kebabs?

Yes, the steak and rape special, £10.99 delivered.

 

[neil999]

Nothing like a Turkish coffee to wake you up

delight(turkish)ful

 

[cArsi]

Oh wow, the Turks have turned on each other

He is no Turk, although I'm not about race, etc. so doesn't matter. He is a racist that's all. No need for further definition.

 

[Abraders]

I think he could turn out to be decent.

 

[orly]

Yes, the steak and rape special, £10.99 delivered.

??????? Quint ??????? Lessons not learned ??????