Confirmed Signing Cenk Tosun

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know nothing about this guy, whether he's good, bad. or indifferent. However, it never ceases to amaze me how the club is absolutely [Poor language removed] at closing deals. They could [Poor language removed] up a cup of tea
 
I just heard Oguzhan Ozyakup (BesiktasFc) (Cdm,CM,Cam) is in the target of Everton. Oguzhan is skillfull player, absulete vision, quick thinker, tiki taka style player. If we offer Cenk for 27mil,Oguzhan would cost way more the that. ☺
 



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After I'd knocked one out to this image I google image searched 'vrouw met snor' and have included some of the results below

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If you then reverse image search the last one in a cruel twist of fate Zats mum comes up spread eagled on a bed being penetrated by 4 lady boys.
 
The whole world knows we need a Striker, if he doesnt walk away on 150k a week he needs a new agent, nobody can allow this transfer to fail at Evertons end.

2 or 3 days ago UK based reporters claimed Cenk would get 145k a week but I said it will be half of that, after negotiations maybe close to 100k. This is where we are now. I'm guessing 95k a week will be final.
 

Yep, you can only really judge a player IMO after a run of continuous games, can't have helped Sandro just getting the odd bit of game time here and there.

Look he hasnt been great, I still cant believe I saw him run away from the ball against Chelsea, never seen anything like that in my life, but yeah, he needs games, he needs goals, why we havent had him in the U23s I dont know, him and Klaassen, yes I realise the younger lads need games as well, but Sandro is on 100k a week, Klaassen cost 24m and is on mega money, utilise the fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing squad somebody for Gods sake.

We have players who are just training while earning a wedge, not improving, ok maybe some have been injured, maybe some have transfers lined up, but for Gods sake, ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH.
 
I just heard Oguzhan Ozyakup (BesiktasFc) (Cdm,CM,Cam) is in the target of Everton. Oguzhan is skillfull player, absulete vision, quick thinker, tiki taka style player. If we offer Cenk for 27mil,Oguzhan would cost way more the that. ☺
Isn't he out of contract end of the season? If so would a cut price deal be better than losing him for free end of the season?
 

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