Confirmed Signing Cenk Tosun

madkiwi · January 1, 2018

Timak said:
I've run the calculations.

5% chance he scores 20+ goals for the next 2 seasons and is regarded a huge success
45% chance he scores 5-10 goals and is sold back to a Turkish/German club for under £10m
50% chance he gets homesick, doesn't suit English football and is loaned out / released on a free and appears in "what were they thinking" Everton lineups in years to come.

I'm all for a calculated risk in the transfer market but a peak age signing, from a poor league, who plays in a dominant attacking team screams almost certain fail.

There’s a 99.8% chance you’ve been watching too much Black Mirror mate.

cArsi · January 1, 2018

Jimmy The Hat said:
What sort of person makes a Cuco Martina highlight video?

A Liverpool fan?

Armaghtoffee · January 1, 2018

Really strange decision if we allow Oumar to leave and only bring in the unproven Tosun. We would be one injury away from an even worse striking position than we are in now.

ijjysmith · January 1, 2018

Armaghtoffee said:
Really strange decision if we allow Oumar to leave and only bring in the unproven Tosun. We would be one injury away from an even worse striking position than we are in now.

Any decision to see Niasse leave is ok with me.

PhilEFC · January 1, 2018

cArsi said:
A Liverpool fan?

I reckon he made it himself.

Armaghtoffee · January 1, 2018

ijjysmith said:
Any decision to see Niasse leave is ok with me.

Inadequate as he may be Ijjy, he is one of our only scoring threats as it stands now. In the absence of anyone to promote from the U23s, he needs replaced if he is allowed to leave.

OnlyBlueWillDo · January 1, 2018

Eggs said:
...not sure if Kenwright is still the central negotiating figure. If so, I understand his offices are in London.

Moshiri/Usmanov also have offices in London, Bill will be in London for sure, makes sense he went there.

sageyefc · January 1, 2018

ijjysmith said:
Any decision to see Niasse leave is ok with me.

Stop this ijjy

Penno · January 1, 2018

toffee66 said:
The restaurant he went to, Cilicia, serves the best and most authentic Turkish food in North London which has a large ethic Turkish enclave so it was a logical place for someone to recommend to him. It may even be that he/his family have some personal ties somewhere with the owners’ family?!

You've ate Turkish food you're entire life, why not get an Indian or a Chinese or go the Toby or something?

ijjysmith · January 1, 2018

Armaghtoffee said:
Inadequate as he may be Ijjy, he is one of our only scoring threats as it stands now. In the absence of anyone to promote from the U23s, he needs replaced if he is allowed to leave.

sageyefc said:
Stop this ijjy

Oh don’t worry. It’s not just him. I want rid of 98% of the squad.

streeky · January 1, 2018

ijjysmith said:
Oh don’t worry. It’s not just him. I want rid of 98% of the squad.

Bang on ijjy, It's not this lad that has got 3 managers sacked and playing cowards football for the last few years, and truth be told not niasse either he hasn't featured enough. i agree niasse is not prem quality. This squad needs gutting.