Confirmed Signing Cenk Tosun

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I've run the calculations.

5% chance he scores 20+ goals for the next 2 seasons and is regarded a huge success
45% chance he scores 5-10 goals and is sold back to a Turkish/German club for under £10m
50% chance he gets homesick, doesn't suit English football and is loaned out / released on a free and appears in "what were they thinking" Everton lineups in years to come.

I'm all for a calculated risk in the transfer market but a peak age signing, from a poor league, who plays in a dominant attacking team screams almost certain fail.

There’s a 99.8% chance you’ve been watching too much Black Mirror mate.
 


The restaurant he went to, Cilicia, serves the best and most authentic Turkish food in North London which has a large ethic Turkish enclave so it was a logical place for someone to recommend to him. It may even be that he/his family have some personal ties somewhere with the owners’ family?!
You've ate Turkish food you're entire life, why not get an Indian or a Chinese or go the Toby or something?
 

Oh don’t worry. It’s not just him. I want rid of 98% of the squad.
Bang on ijjy, It's not this lad that has got 3 managers sacked and playing cowards football for the last few years, and truth be told not niasse either he hasn't featured enough. i agree niasse is not prem quality. This squad needs gutting.
 
Cenk arriving a few minutes ago (to sign the contract, I presume)...

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