Confirmed Signing Cenk Tosun

[kev]

Hattrick today.

You heard it here first.

I've got visions of this guy grabbing the back page headlines.

I'll take a left foot, right foot and header hattrick from Tosun, TBF...

No pressure lad

 

[bluestevon]

Let's hope he does the famous #14 shirt justice!! That was Naisy's shirt. What a great player for us he was.

*clap clap clap clap*

he does as well as Cottee did in that number i will be fine with that mate

 

[fitzyefc]

Come on without
Come on within
Youve not seen nothing
Like the mighty Cenk Tosun

 

[the sniderman]

please send help for @bullybeef

 

[orly]

please send help for @bullybeef

This beef is cooked, and must now get much rarer for the sake of grandoldteam.com

 

[GrumpyBlue]

please send help for @bullybeef

A bucket would be better to scoop the fat mess into. Had a mare. As usual.

 

[Abraders]

I hope you all get the saviour of Sam Allardyce song I made up going lids.

Come on Tosun lid

 

[Jamiednm]

Gonna sign Cenk Tosun
Gonna hold him tight
Gonna grab some Tu-uuurkish delight
He’ll score with his left and score with his right
And he’ll head them in using all his height...

Cenk Tosun in flight
Tu-uuuurkish delight
Oooohhh, Turkish delight

 

[the sniderman]

guys anyone heard from @bullybeef??

 

[Moomin]

On the bench today according to the rumours.

What’s the point on spending near on £30m and then playing a kid who is still learning the game and can’t score.

Diabolical.

Haha

 

[bullybeef]

This beef is cooked, and must now get much rarer for the sake of grandoldteam.com

Fraid not.

I’ll be here long after you.

 

[chrissyjack]

Poetry in motion
That is our Cenk Tosun

 

[bullybeef]

Haha

Did say it was a rumour buddy old pal.

I did not start the said rumour I just reacted to it.

Thankfully the rumour is wrong.

Drama over.

 

[the sniderman]

Fraid not.

I’ll be here long after you.

buddy u are safe!! did u receive help??

 

[bullybeef]

buddy u are safe!! did u receive help??

Yes I had another brandy lol

Just waiting for my extra large donner and chips to arrive.

Should be all good then.

Thanks for your concern though, very touching.