Confirmed Signing Cenk Tosun

[hktoffee]

Be boss if he fails his medical

So that we can go with what we're got.

 

[Tony1985]

See you next week mate

See you Monday mate

 

[toffeejack]

We do these massive long medicals which Is good because it covers all bases and then we get players like Coleman, mori, barkley and Bolasie injured for about a year due to no fault of their own

 

[RomanReigns]

let face it we all know he will just be an expensive james beattie anyway

 

[devogue]

ahh so he is stuck in the infamous Everton medical. My guess is he is stuck on the 10 mile run through minefields.

 

[eaglebjk]

Paul Joyce says here we r close to announcing Cenk Tosun

 

[KaiserEFC]

“Is the second rectal exam really necessary?”

“Yes Mr Tosun, now cough.”

 

[mahermi1]

ahh so he is stuck in the infamous Everton medical. My guess is he is stuck on the 10 mile run through minefields.

Ah the one with the blindfold and magnetized boots.

 

[Ring master]

Only Everton can do things like this [despite them saying nothing like lol],which is normal even when do do seem to sign a player,we never ever fail,maybe once in a blue moon we might do something normal

 

[sageyefc]

This best be some special signing ceremony. Contract Dave dressed in full Ottoman Empire attire, belly dancers, flame spitters, genies, the works

 

[mahermi1]

Just wish someone would sign anyone to get rid of that "yellow Barkley banner" flying around the screen

 

[Professor Toffee]

“Is the second rectal exam really necessary?”

“Yes Mr Tosun, now cough.”

I just didn't expect 2 rectums Mr Tosun!

 

[PhilEFC]

“Is the second rectal exam really necessary?”

“Yes Mr Tosun, now cough.”

And that’s just on his auld fella.

 

[royalblue66]

Jim White be along soon.

 

[evertony]

Jim White be along soon.

The second rectal exam aforementioned is to extract Jim White from the owners anal passage