Confirmed Signing Cenk Tosun

[navidson]

Gone but never forgotten

Still has nightmares about mistaking William Gallas' head for a massive Malteaser

 

[Dario Terracotta]

"3 weeks? Used to be a month in my day"

Sean Davis?...................yiiiiiiiiiissssssss it's ooooonnnnnnnnnnnlol

 

[Muggins]

Do you think he really knows what he`s let himself in for ?

I already feel sorry for the lad and he hasn`t even kicked a ball yet.

Mate, this season has been so bizarre and generally crap that I think we need a Cenk Tosun conspiracy thread that covers every outcome of what is going to happen to this lad.

We could actually write it like you did, coz let’s face it, it’s Sandro 2.0.

A potentially quality player in the wrong place at the wrong time.

But now we know this, it’s not his fault.

I’m behind the Turk. It feels nice.

 

[ijjysmith]

"3 weeks? Used to be a month in my day"

Also doing ‘The Jagielka’ there.

 

[Parkender]

He will have 3 or 4 decent games, this place will announce he's the [Poor language removed] child of Dixie Dean and Cryuff, then his form will go downhill and the weirdos will tear him apart like a christmas turkey

And the circle of life continues....

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Still has nightmares about mistaking William Gallas' head for a massive Malteaser

I still think he did that as the derby was the next week to get out of embarrassing himself in it!!

 

[KaiserEFC]

To the Turkish lads who’ve seen him play, can he take a penalty? Not a huge fan of Rooney on spot kicks

 

[navidson]

He will have 3 or 4 decent games, this place will announce he's the [Poor language removed] child of Dixie Dean and Cryuff, then his form will go downhill and the weirdos will tear him apart like a christmas turkey

And the circle of life continues....

Sounds familiar

 

[maccavennie]

He will have 3 or 4 decent games, this place will announce he's the [Poor language removed] child of Dixie Dean and Cryuff, then his form will go downhill and the weirdos will tear him apart like a christmas turkey

And the circle of life continues....

I'll settle for a 6 month Jelavic like spell, finish 7th, win fa cup and sell him to some 3rd division chinese side this time next year for 3.5m

Edit you got there before me @navidson lol

 

[mkrudden]

They should replace the tower on the club badge with that image to sum up the modern day Ev.

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That literally IS Phil Jagielka.

 

[Everton_Gary]

I will welcome him properly with a nice loud "booooooo" for his first bad touch.

 

[Hogwild]

Wonder is Oumar will have to give up his locker again.

Nah, just his kit number this time

 

[toffeejack]

He'll come on as sub , and score the winner in the 95th minute in front of the Kop . Then do a two-fingered salute ...Sheedy Style

... Then we see the offside flag is up

 

[chrissyjack]

... Then we see the offside flag is up

Of course

 

[cArsi]

To the Turkish lads who’ve seen him play; can he take a penalty? Not a huge fan of Rooney on spot kicks

He can take a penalty. Can't remember the last time he missed.

24/25 success. Here it is:

https://www.transfermarkt.com/cenk-tosun/elfmetertore/spieler/45671