2020/21 Carlo Ancelotti

[MikeH72]

You should be a detective with those skills, sir.

Other than the fact that A) I'm not called Keiran, B) I've never been a Man City steward, C) I'm from Liverpool, D) I've literally never joined this website before, and about 20 other reasons.

???????

 

[catcherintherye]

Is that diatribe supposed to make me flounce off and cry? It won't, because I just find it genuinely embarrassing for you. The hatred that consumes you when talking about Liverpool is actually hilarious at this point. Every single 'fact' you wrote about could easily be replaced with some of the many incidents in your club's history.

Such as?

 

[orly]

You should be a detective with those skills, sir.

Other than the fact that A) I'm not called Keiran, B) I've never been a Man City steward, C) I'm from Liverpool, D) I've literally never joined this website before, and about 20 other reasons.

Didn't @Soap used to write this sort of thing?

 

[Kopite_Ambassador]

???????

Someone further up said 'Keiran' had been a Man City steward. I have never been. In fact, interestingly, I've never been to Manchester.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Didn't @Soap used to write this sort of thing?

+ @mikeh72

We're going to start suspending users who allege multis.

It's unhelpful.
99/100 you're wrong - such as here.

@Kopite_Ambassador We welcome fans of all clubs, but you're not going to last long if you're so abrasive.

 

[catcherintherye]

You should be a detective with those skills, sir.

Other than the fact that A) I'm not called Keiran, B) I've never been a Man City steward, C) I'm from Liverpool, D) I've literally never joined this website before, and about 20 other reasons.

On point c. Is it that you actually have "scouse heritage" through your grandma? Or some other rather tenuous link?

 

[catcherintherye]

Someone further up said 'Keiran' had been a Man City steward. I have never been. In fact, interestingly, I've never been to Manchester.

This is brilliant. Let me guess, you go home and away watching the reds as well?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

On point c. Is it that you actually have "scouse heritage" through your grandma? Or some other rather tenuous link?

On topic, please.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

They smell don't they?

 

[Kopite_Ambassador]

On point c. Is it that you actually have "scouse heritage" through your grandma? Or some other rather tenuous link?

No, it's that I was born in Liverpool Women's Hospital, grew up in Norris Green and now live in Kirkby. I'm not currently living in Kirkby because of medical reasons, but I'm still in Merseyside. Not tenuous links, my family have been from Liverpool since about 1820, going by my family tree.

 

[MikeH72]

No, it's that I was born in Liverpool Women's Hospital, grew up in Norris Green and now live in Kirkby. I'm not currently living in Kirkby because of medical reasons, but I'm still in Merseyside. Not tenuous links, my family have been from Liverpool since about 1820, going by my family tree.

Interesting. Welcome to the forum for the first time then mate. Post plenty of paragraphs.

 

[Kopite_Ambassador]

This is brilliant. Let me guess, you go home and away watching the reds as well?

I was a season ticket holder in the Kop, yeah. I used to go to away games when I could. I had to give up my season ticket because I became too ill to go, otherwise I'd still have it.

 

[catcherintherye]

On topic, please.

I'll stop.

 

[blue to the bone]

You should be a detective with those skills, sir.

Other than the fact that A) I'm not called Keiran, B) I've never been a Man City steward, C) I'm from Liverpool, D) I've literally never joined this website before, and about 20 other reasons.

Out of interest why did you join it .
Apart from the obvious

 

[DaChunk]

Needs to step up and get some performances after the break. We've been alarmingly bad since Brighton. Luck ran out against Southampton and we're now seeing results that reflect our level of performance. No more "oh he's got a knock" "key players out" "they're tired" nonsense, the teams we're competing with for europe have so many more games than us and if we can't take advantage its a joke.